When they put up the obligatory “George Carlin in Hell” page I’m going to be laughing my ass off. Well, no shit Sherlock.
Oh goodie. The explanation of why God hates Tonga is “coming soon.” Think we’ll get it within the next week or so?
“For God so hated the world that He inflicted Fred Phelps on it.”
Theist, atheist or other, I think you have to admit this is a pretty compelling argument.
Damn, for all its illogical hatred, I have to admit that is one nice-looking website.
I’m so relieved to know that God hates Canada, too.
I’ll bet it has something to do with Fags!
Nah. He just can’t stand the flag.
Hey! Ireland made the big-time! Woo hoo!
Phred is simply a real, live version of an internet troll. Anything to get a response from people.
And I agree, that is a nice website. Wonder who built it for them?
The “Thank God for potato famines” graphic cracks me up… That Phelp’s clan must have a team of God-approved comedy writers. 
God hates the children.
God hates the ones who make the world a better place, so let’s start giving.
I have a dream… that the multimillion dollar verdict will be upheld against the clan, the WBC sanctuary will be seized, and even though it’s in a residential neighborhood Topeka will nonetheless allow it to be zoned as a gay nightclub, OR if Kansas every legalizes same sex marriage it’ll be the nation’s most sought after gay wedding chapel. (Not sure where the lawsuit stands at the moment- last news was from May and it had to do with the daughters not posting bonds as ordered during the appeals process.)
Someone call Alanis Morrisette.
Here’s a challenge: how would make a spoof of Phelps? He’s already ridiculous beyond exaggeration, and going the other way, showing some tolerance, wouldn’t work either. Is he spoof-proof?
No, you’d have to have the most flaming queen ever protest people for not being fabulous enough. God hates brown shoes with black pants.
What, so Phelps is ripping off Conan O’Brien now?
My first impulse is that you could spoof him as sad, gay-on-the-inside type, or an overgrown child who only says things for attention buy whose idiotic family takes as gospel. The first one has become trite in recent years, I admit.
Hey-isn’t “Phelps” an Irish name?
5 bucks says it was some heathen Commie fag. With a beard.
The Phelps clan (and I’d bet a million bucks there’s incest in there) was featured in a documentary I watched last night (about gay bars in small towns in Mississippi). You’d think it’d be entertaining to see such an intense concentration of insanity in a small group, but it’s just depressing.