I know exactly what you mean. I had my first cronut the other day and it shifted my reality paradigm.
Your own link explains why you are wrong.
I love this thread. I love reading the writings of the mentally divergent- at a safe distance. I sometimes wish we got Otherkin here on the Dope.
Oh my God! That explains it!
What? You never heard of the Earth’s rotation?
The problem is, after he shut his eyes he could no longer read your third and fourth lines, so he completely missed your point. Which is a pity, really. Blowing somebody’s mind is a mess when you are the one who has to clean it up, but quite interesting for the passive-agressive observer.
Do this, no! Do the opposite! No wonder the OP is confused!
More shifting! I never saw a red one before, the colours used to be green, orange, blue, violet and cyan.
And that, my friends, is the solution: we are all living in Groudhog Day reality, but we are not the lucky (?) ones remembering every single day which, while similar, is a little bit different that the one before (well, before… you know what I mean. I hope. No, I hoped. You knew! Probably shall know. In due time. So anyway:). I suspect the OP is one of the chosen few who remember, albeit not distinctly enough in his case, obviously. And because of this mess, when we finally realize that everything is changing while remaining the same day, we call it Mandala effect. But until the third but last iteration of yesterday (still today, if you shall know what I mean) it was called the Mastaba effect! I am sure. And it was meant to last for all eternity!
OP, I think God is messing with you. You should read the book Job by Robert Heinlein to understand what’s happening to you. I don’t know why God chose you, but you should feel honored.
That’s just the work of spin doctors.
Oh, just go ahead now!
I blame the South America thing on high school, or more specifically the maps they use in schools.
I only remember paintings of cats playing poker.
Mind. Blown.
What’s with this cats and dogs malarkey?
She’s Duncan Hines’ niece, I believe.
My god…I just googled dogs playing poker,v and none match the thinly remember, definitely cartoonish memory I vaguely think I might have from seeing it spoofed in a cartoon as a child.
That’s because you’re eating them too fast and they’re blue-shifting as they go in your mouth.
Is this a joke? Because Duncan Hines was a real person.
Maybe in your memory.
I think that he is onto something. For instance, Kentucky Fried Chicken, now called KFC, is nothing at all like the stuff we used to get when I was young. The rolls, the gravy, the chicken spices, are only a vague imitation of what used to be. I’m not even sure that it is food anymore.
I don’t think it was ever “food”, but I’d agree the food-like substances currently available at “KFC” is but a pale imitation of the food-like substances I remember eagerly consuming at “Kentucky Fried Chicken.”
Wait.
I remember it as always having been food-like substances, but you remember it as having once been food.
We’re from different timelines! 
Yes, he was both a food inventor and a US Representative from California!