No matter what you are looking for, it will always be in the last place you look.
“Don’t eat anything you can’t pronounce.”
So cyanocobalamin, hydroxocobalamin, methylcobalamin, adenosylcobalamin, cholecalciferol, tocopherols, tocotrienols and phylloquinone are out.
But dog poop is ok.
“Buy a house now.” (My in-laws. Turned out to be excellent advice.)
“Don’t be stupid, get a dishwasher.”
When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra
If you can be anyone you want to be, why be someone else? - Boz Scaggs
And worth every penny!
Also — it is better to have loved and lost than to see your former PE teacher on Jerry Springer.
(Rev. Billy C Wirtz)
Be what you wish to appear.
“When you don’t know where you’re going, any road will take you there” - George Harrison
“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so.” - Douglas Adams
Why would they be logical? They’re people. People is never logical. <— My dad. I think he got it from his mom. It would often get shortened to “People is never logical” and eventually “People is” would trigger a chorus of “never logical”. And yes, I know the proper grammar in English would be “are”: the Spanish original also used the wrong number.
Spend less than you earn’
I went to see an 85-year-old friend of the family attorney for some quickie advice on filing a small claims lawsuit. After 5 minutes of conversation, I got what I needed and thanked him. As he shook my hand, he leaned in and said, “One more thing. Don’t go in there with a hard-on”.
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“Google it.”
You have the right to think it. You don’t have the right to say it.
Yup, that’s why the First Amendment says the government “shall make no law… abridging the freedom of thought”.
“I’d rather be rich than stupid.” – Jack Handey
You can’t make chicken salad out of chicken shit.
From my best friend on my wedding day: “Never call her a bitch.”
From my dad: “Stupid is forever. Ignorance can be fixed.”
From my trial advocacy professor: “If you don’t believe in your case, nobody else will either.”