The plants out here got pricks, I tells ya

Example of a woody plant

Saguaro YOU doin’ …:wink:

Tell me that’s doctored. Please.

nice pun!

Damn, I’m jealous.

That would be a great album cover.

ouch

Hmmm… looks like a member of the Prickly Pear family.

Does this sorta remind anyone else of Patrick Star from Spongebob Squarepants?

And that’s not a comforting mental image…

The penis tree.
Tree penis.

From http://www.thefunnypage.com/penis_tree/

Oh my God.

So that’s where “succulent” comes from.

And “woody” too, one would presume.

IMHO, the cactus in Yumanite’s link has been “surgically enhanced” (with Photoshop, that is).

I dunno, it’s possible. I have seen plenty of saguaros, though, that were anthropomorphic, and sometimes they can be quite funny.

As for the penis trees … :eek:
I didn’t know they grew on trees!