The Poetry of Donald Trump: Special No Press Pool Edition

Our nation’s poet has offered us another glimpse of his special genius. This time he has chosen to discuss his banning of press coverage from the White House.

This is my favorite version of his poetry!

Also, poetic justice.

That could be one of his more profound statements, may he long continue in this perfect style.

I bet he couldn’t even spell ellipsis.

He spells it dotz.

Most people don’t know that the word dots ends in an S, not a Z.

Shhhhh… enjoy the silence.

John Cage would be proud.