A. Have you ever responded to a poll? Only the heterosexual ones that have kind eyes and good senses of humor and are good listeners. B. Will you ever respond to a poll? I just said I would. Didn’t I? C. If not, Why? Why do I have the feeling you’re not paying attention to me? D. Are you going to respond to this poll? It depends. Do you have kind eyes and a good sense of humor? Are you a good listener?
*E. If not, why? * I dunno yet. You haven’t answered MY questions. F. Do you hate polls and wish they would all be destroyed? Of course not, don’t be ridiculous. They’re half the human race. G. Should I stop asking questions… No, I don’t mind. H. …or continue? I just SAID I didn’t mind. You really need to learn to be a better listener, if you want to get anywhere as a poll.
In response to the OP:
A. Yes
B. My ability to read the future has suddenly lapsed, sorry.
C. Well, if somebody killed me, that would prevent me from answering polls in the futre. Other than that, I can’t think of any good reason.
D. Yes
E. I said “yes” already.
F. I think that most should be tortured before they are destroyed.
G. No, we all need to ask questions.
H. See my answer to G.
A. Have you ever responded to a poll?
I make it a habit not to talk to polls. But then, a poll has never accosted me for any reason (at least, none that I know of), so I’ve never really had the opportunity.
B. Will you ever respond to a poll?
Only if it asks nicely.
C. If not, Why?
Because I make it a habit not to talk to polls.
D. Are you going to respond to this poll?
What poll?
E. If not, why?
I thought I already answered that…
F. Do you hate polls and wish they would all be destroyed?
I have nothing against them personally. I mean, heck, some of my best friends might be polls, for all I know (if they are, they’re closeted, though).
G. Should I stop asking questions…
What? Where you asking questions?
**H. …or continue? **
Continue with what? What are you talking about? I don’t understand!