If any of you watch Whose Line Is It Anyway? you’ll know that at the beginning of each segment, Drew Carey says, “Where everything’s made up and the points don’t matter, just like…”
The last one I heard was, “…just like DNA evidence to the Simpson jury.”
I know that Dopers can come up with much better ones, so have at it.
“… this meaningless existence.”
“… the popular vote in the previous presidential election.”
“…your permanent record.”
Actually…Bush won the recount that ended just about a week ago.
…points on your driver’s license.
…a turn signal on old timer’s car.
The points don’t matter, just like Chris Kattan’s wife.
The points don’t matter, just like that guy that was in the Beatles before Ringo.
. . .just like Drew Carey on “Who’s Line is it Anyway?”