The poor old Scotts

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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After a short stay in the city of Scotland it has been brought to my attention of the condition of some of the awful things the good folk of Scotland and those who live there have to put up with:

  1. THE BLOODY CHEAP BOILERS!!
    The supposed ever working 3 month old home grown Scottish boiler managed to fail twice, leaving the three of us to fend of the cold with nothing but a small electric heater, not very sufficient in sub zero temperatures, let me tell you!!!

  2. THE CRAPPY PLUMBING SYSTEMS AND COLD WEATHER!!!
    Upon arrival at the flat we had to dive straight into mopping action as we found that the combination of a dripping tap and a blocked sink had left the kitchen floor looking like a small community swimming pool!!
    After the careful planning of countless ideas we had come up with to unblock the sink the only thing for it was to ram the mop up the pipe…no a pritty sight!

  3. THE BLOODY TISSUE PAPER LIKE BIN BAGS!!
    Let me ask you, how do you make a bin bag that take all your energy to break apart from the roll and then is so pathetically weak when it is put in the bin that even a small piece of dried pastor creates a leak??

People of Scotland you have my deepest sorrows…

Wholetthe…

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Where exactly is the “city” of Scotland?

You’re right about the plumbing, though.

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The poor old Scotts

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Shouldn’t it be “Scots”?

And, yes, I’ve heard that about the TP.

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*Originally posted by wholetthe… *

  1. THE CRAPPY PLUMBING SYSTEMS AND COLD WEATHER!!!
    …the only thing for it was to ram the mop up the pipe…no a pritty sight!
    and who said romance was dead !
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You fail to mention the ‘Heart attack capital of the world’ a statistic of which Scots are extremely proud.

<sings>(badly) I belong tae Glasgae, dear auld Glasgae toon.

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well problem 2 sounds due to crappy cleaning & carelessness rather than crappy plumbing.