I just noticed in that thread you quote the letter you send, and you write it like a chain letter:
“Please copy this theory and mail it to five other people. Joseph Schmoe of Idaho shared this theory and the next day had a three-way with Kirsten Bell and Scarlett Johansson while winning the Powerball Lottery, the Nobel Prize, and the Kentucky Derby. Robert Ray of Paraguay, on the other hand, threw this theory away and was promptly eaten by an ocelot.”