The Post Office Opened My Mail

[Eyebrows_0f_Doom]

@Jim_B

How do I choose the people to send it to? Usually I choose people who are heads of their departments. Or maybe I see them on TV.

Yeah that totally doesn’t make you sound insane and creepy.

So are these the kinds of “theories” that you’re spamming celebrities with?

My Animal Religion Theory

(At first I was just going to put this in MPSIMS. But upon closer reflection, I now realize that this might spark some debates.) As I must’ve made clear by now, I have a very unconventional approach to life. And as I also have said, I have a number of medical and scientific theories that I have tried to share with people. Interestingly, you may be the first ones to read this one. Could animals, especially wild ones, all have inborn religions? Let me explain my theory carefully for you. Religio…