welp
Well, if you’re not a miliar, what exactly are you?
Maybe he’s a fortiori.
The OP has quite a few odd threads like this one.
I am a swordsmith.
nvm
I heard he used to be one of them there “priori”. 
What the actual fuck?
Around these parts we call that a pocketknife.
I prefer threads featuring Mrs Clay.
a thousand times better than a guy crying. At work! :eek:
Well, the OP has told us about unclogging toilets with his hands in the past, so I’m guessing this wouldn’t be such an ordeal.
Have ye no sympathy for the devil?
Hehe, great reference!
Good times.
Dear god, I forgot about that.
Leave his very ugly* wife out of this!
*according to JohnClay, I’ve never seen her myself but I’m sure she’s a lovely girl.
She has a wonderful personality.
As to the OP, crying at work may have gotten you something positive in the short term, but there’s no way that is going to help you in the long run.
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What the hell, the next time my boss drops a project on me at 4 PM on a Friday, I’m gonna give it a shot.
Some sort of light sexual contact.