The President's Physical.

President’s physical? I think he needs an analyst.

At least it’s not lying as much as Trump’s previous physical, which proclaimed him the healthiest person ever to run for President.

Doesn’t Kim profess to be the healthiest, smartest most athletic person in Korea or the world?? Megalomaniac, maybe?

Brothers from another Mother?

Y’all are just a bunch of Girthers.

A cognitive test says nothing about how smart you are. It makes him an asshole who has normal cognitive skills.

*slaps **Lo…*checks swing
shakes finger severely at Loach for that one

It sounds like a bunch of conspiracy stuff. The guy is not a captive in a prison camp.

No, but there could be an unfortunate…accident. Cars crash all the time, and burst into flames and have pianos fall on them.

Remember Vince Foster!

:wink:

You win the Internet!

My first thought when I heard this story was, “Did they test for malignant narcissism?”

I agree something is fishy. I saw a clip of the press conference where a reporter asked him point blank how someone who eats nothing but McDonald’s and fried chicken, and never exercises, could be in “perfect health.” He just shrugged and answered “Good genes?” I call BS, the whole thing was a setup.

The doctor also said Trump had “lots of stamina”. When asked if he could elaborate how he tested that, he replied: None of your damn business! :smiley:

It’s not like we don’t have examples of high-ranking military brass sucking up to him. The guy is probably looking for a Cabinet posting.

Apparently there is a media/twitter-storm over Trump’s cardiac health, which the official White House doc says is fine, but other luminaries like Sanjay Gupta think certain lab numbers (like LDL cholesterol) make Trump a walking heart attack in the making, or some such.

I sense that part of the reaction revolves around encouraging the perception that Trump is a physical as well as moral wreck and thus unfit for duty as Prez. But shouldn’t these people be rejoicing at the prospect of Trump suffering a catastrophic MI and having to step down?

We are confused.

A short cognitive test that he requested, where the questions and answers are easily found online?
He didn’t even have brains enough to miss a question on purpose-he just had to have his “perfect” score. :rolleyes:

Give it time. I’m sending my best and brightest to Hawaii to investigate.

I know how I looked at 240 and 6’. I don’t find Trump’s appearance inconsistent with that, especially if he is not 6’3".

Find something serious to criticize about. High cholesterol and marginal blood sugar do not add up to “excellent health”. I’d like to see that cognitive assessment test. In case someone pulls it on me.

I think it was the Montreal Cognitive test. http://www.mocatest.org/

The site is currently down and under maintenance.

I saw samples from other sites earlier. So it’s pretty widely available.

Oh, and I’m 6’3", and 215 lbs. I’m a bit overweight. Trump is not 6’3". Doubt he ever was.

Look at the shoes. Obama does have slightly more aggressive heels.

I have wondered if Trump will survive 4 years.

He was basically semi-retired, play acting on The Apprentice. He was the face of his company. I don’t think he had personally managed any big projects in many years.

Jumping back into a stressful job like the Presidency can’t be good. Especially if it’s true that he blows up at people every day. His blood pressure must be dangerously high.

I wouldn’t care if Pence wasn’t the next doofus at bat.

This just in:
Trump’s Physical Revealed Serious Heart Concerns, Outside Experts Say

Well, thump will like being in the TOP 25% of anything, right?