The Primal Scream Thread

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
GGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

YOUR TOILET OVERFLOWING IS NOT A 911 EMERGENCY!!!

GET OFF MY PHONE!!!

GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!111111oneoneone!!!

Sigh Thank you. I needed that.

Why is it ten forty-five when I set my alarm for nine?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGHH!

Excuse me…

I was passing by and, well…Is everything okay in here?

All right, then. Carry on.

Ai-ya!

AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR MATEY!!!

Why is my check engine light on???

ooh… stubbed me toe

I’m not even supposed to be here todaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

HaaahhhhEEEooEEEEaaaaah, O-EEEEEEooEEEEEAAAAAAAhhh!

Tarzan yell. Had to happen.

Concerning the way my ex dumped me in December:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

COWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!