Hi! Life sucks. How the heck did I get in this mood? I was fine just the other day, and suddenly I’m pissed off. Damn!
BTW, I’d have put this post in the Pit if I could come up with some tangible reason why everything sucks thus giving me something specific to complain about, but as is it just seems mundane and pointless.
How depressing. Nobody’s even posting any responses. I’ll just wallow in my own depressing thread alone thank you all very much.
I’m not bringin you down, am I?
Poor baby. Here, have a red slurpee and it will all seem better.
I don’t want a red slurpee. I don’t have the capacity for pleasure right now that would be required to receive enjoyment from slurpee drinking.
Besides, it would turn my mouth all red and that’s just annoying. And what if I spilled it all over my work clothes? Then what?
I gotta get home and start drinking.
Why am I feeling like this? This sucks.
Maybe it was Swiddles’ thread which reminded me how much I hate my job. Thanks a lot Swiddles.
I’m not bringing anyone down am I?
Chin up, Moe.
Moe - wanna stop for a beer on the way home? I’m in a pretty bad mood myself right now. And even though I enjoy my job, there are some idiots around here that make me wanna…
Sadly, I must lock this thread at the request of the OP. My heart hangs heavy.
Now that’s an idea worth lifting my chin up for. Sure.
Hold it Unc, people are responding, I’m cured. WHOOPPEE!!
If it’s not too late I’d like to retract that request.
Snuck one in there, didn’t ya? It’s not nice to fool with the moderator.
Argghhh! Okay, you got it. No problem.
I typed like the wind.
At least this has been amusing. That oughtta cheer ya a wee bit.
Yes, thank you Unc for bearing with me.
Keep the pity comin everyone. Offers to have pity drinks with me are especially welcome. (especially if you’re buyin)
Hey Missy, I just checked your profile. You’re in Chicago and I’m in NY. What gives?
Well, I’ll buy you one. I’ll be there in three hours.
OK nen, you’re on. Just to let you know, I prefer Guiness.
Boy, this thread is really giving the ol’ post count a boost.