Parable The First-This one’s for Freyr.
There came a day when Thor, the Thunderer, did look about golden Asgard and find nought that interested or amused him. He went out of Bilskirnir, his hall in that part of Asgard known as Thrudheim. Thor journeyed to the realm of the All Father, the Rune Maker, Odin. Thor came at last into the hall Valaskialf, where Odin sat upon the all-seeing throne Hlidskialf.
“My son,” spake Odin “Blood of my blood and flesh of my flesh, I have watched as thou didst come unto me. Wherefore this troubled expression on thy brow?”
“Father, yea thou this realm is golden I grow weary of it. I crave this boon: that thou should give me mine inheritance that I might wander upon Midgard.”
“But, my son, thou hast duties here. It is thine appointed task to defend Asgard from the giants of fire and of frost, and to slay any troll who dares approach.”
“Such combat no longer holds delight for me. Give me of thy wealth that I might away.”
And Odin called his servants and told them what must be done. Thor left, carrying huge sacks of wealth.
He came to the bridge Bifrost. There stood Thor's brother, Heimdall the Horn Blower. Heimdall was gifted with eyes that could track a gnat though it be leagues away and hidden in fog. His ears could hear the very grass grow. So, Thor spake not of what had transpired. For Heimdall had heard all. Heimdall watched as his brother descended the bridge. Heimdall had watched for ages-never complaining or failing in his duty. Nor did he complain now.
In Midgard, Thor did gold in taverns and his lust between the thighs of whores. Much time passed and Thor began to pine for Asgard. He came to see that he broken trust with his father and his brother. He was sore ashamed then. With heavy heart did he climb back to the golden realm.
Then did Odin call the Aesir and the Vanir to a gathering. There before all did Thor apologize to his father saying that he knew he had forever lost Odin's love. Yet pleased would he be if only Odin would allow him to remain, that he might fulfill the duty he had cast away. At this, Odin sayeth
“Thou art forgiven. From my throne, I can see without end. The boar Saehrimnir rises anew each day and provides meat without end. The mead that drips from the horns of the goat Heidrun flows without end.Call Andhrimnir and tell him to again slay the boar Saehrimnir. Send for the goat Heidrun that we might drink of its mead.Thou art my son, flesh of my flesh and blood of my blood. I forgive thee and love thee as always. For my love for thee is also without end. The instant I saw that thou were returning to Asgard did I forgive thee. Even Loki, the Strife Bringer, would I forgive if he would but ask it.”
Then did Heimdall speak. "Thor, thou hast taken thine inheritance from our father's trove. Now, he hast accepted you again to hi bosom. He wilt divide his wealth anew. Thus shall I receive less gold than is mine by right. Yet, I care not. I would trade all mine inheritance for the return of my brother."
At this, Odin did smile.
“I am well pleased with my sons this eve. Yet, Heimdall has spoken in error. For mine ring, Draupnir, does make nine twins to itself each night. Thus, my wealth is also without end. Heimdall, thy brother’s lesson has cost thee nothing.”