If you read the question you read the awnswer.
It’s like asking the proper name for a table or chairs. It seems pretty clear that it would be one of two things:
A: a penis
Or
B: Oh my g_d
Do you think theat the great white whale should have been named
Money Dork?
I thought Baculum was that guy that starred in Quantum Leap. No?
I am unclear how this situation is specific for whales…
This thread is 10 years old.
Happy birthday, thread!!
What is the name of a zombie penis?
*“Whale wang, again. Don’t know why, don’t know when, but I know we’ll discuss whale wang once again.” *
[**[SIZE=“6”]SIZE=“4”]If you read the question you read the awnswer.
It’s like asking the proper name for a table or chairs. It seems pretty clear that it would be one of two things:
A: a penis
Or
B: Oh my g_d
Do you think theat the great white whale should have been named
Mobey Dork?[/SIZET]**[/SIZE]
Hey now, the OP only posted THIS question, and hasn’t been back here in ten years. He’s not going to answer even if you shout.
As a corollary to the OP’s question, I believe the female counterpart is known as “San Diego.”
That’s cool. If I were a zombie, I’d love to be stalking around at my own party!
Yes, my first thought when I saw teh title was “Moby Dick”, of course.
I, too, had pointed this out in this 2008 thread: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=454289&highlight=grandissimus
I was unaware that female Orcas had penises. Ignorance fought! 
zombie or no
i thought they were called a herman.
It’s not. Bonobos (aka pigmy chimps) are like this as well. But they’re considerably smaller than whales.
Most species aren’t promiscuous like this, but in those that are, sperm production is selected for.
Hey, Bonobos in two simultaneous threads! (See “Penis in Vagina” discussion.) What are the odds of that?
I don’t know too much about a whale’s penis, but I do know “San Diego” is German for a whale’s vagina.
Whatever it wants to be called. Boy howdy!
Many females have lots of penises. Ask my ex if you don’t believe me.
I saw an episode of “Ripley’s Believe it or Not” where Dean Cain had a stuffed one.
And according to Dean Cain, a whale’s whang is called a…dork.
If Dean Cain says so, it’s gotta be true.
~VOW