So which species has the longest penis relative to body length?
(Dah-da-dee-doh, Dah-da-dee-doh,…whooop-d’da-da-da-da-doh.
I love asking this question to people as an icebreaker or, I guess, bar bet.
Later in life, when ED starts to take its toll, whales of both sexes call it a “Whale Fail”.
Yes! Let your fingers do the walking…
I believe that there’s a species of duck that wins this prize.
All these years and all these posts later, and no one’s suggested calling it a Whaenis?
Dorks.
Cite?
It may be the vertebrate with the relatively longest penis, but barnacles probably win overall.
You could tell by that smirk on their faces.