The Q-tip orgasm

Eargasms. Yes. Wonnnnnnderful things. My roommates look at me like I’m crazy if I tell them that it feels really good. :wink: My fiancee just laughs at me. I notice they are especially sensitive after a shower. But wow … I thought I was weird or something. It’s neat to hear about it from other people.

I’m thinking it’s a woman thing, because when I tongued my boyfriend’s ear (yes, I have a boyfriend now), though he found it pleasurable he didn’t give me the reaction I was expecting. In fact, he was sort of like, “How could someone enjoy something so strange?” Now, when he did it to me I went crazy! Almost yelled out in pleasure! gasps and shivers Tongues are much more…pliable than Q-tips.

What are they, and how can I get one?

That is all I want to know. Being single is not so easy.

[sub]much sighing.[/sub]

Hey, did anyone else notice this?

You two want to tell us something?

Funny story actually. The guy I’m now seeing happens to be the exact same guy that I wrote about in the “Am I ever so Pissed!” thread in The Pit like a month ago. It’s odd how things like that work out, how I grew from hating him to being really fond of him. Cool, huh?

Is she related to the guy who told the police:

“Honestly, officer, I was just trying to help the sheep over the fence.”

:eek:

Oh… how I love those eargasms! But, it’s only with Q-tips–tongues don’t work for me. Maybe it’s the extra slobber/heavy breathing that bugs me.

geez, I take a few days off and people turn ear-kink into kitty-porn!

One follow-up type thing:

Do most people find that they can only really achieve eargams after a shower, or can you get one anytime of the day?

Now, I think we can agree on the tongue thing: it’s a good thing [anyone who want to compare: I have a big-ass-Sams Club-size box of Q-tips and a willing tongue :wink: ]

Also, leave the pussy vagina alone (I had to try writing it, it is as weird to write as to read, btw)!

Sheesh

Nope Sani, my gf is a beautiful Indiana girl named Suzy. I started a thread about her when I sent her an email asking if we could be more than friends. Me and the Pennsylvania Welf both just found happiness at the same time. And for the record, I do react strongly to have my ears licked.

–John

well… I won’t say one way or the other if I get eargasms…
but I WILL say this…

I bend Q-tips like jocks bend the rules…

notices his ears are stuffed up Until next time people…
:slight_smile:

I had to revive this thread for the sole reason of tell y’all I almost fell down tonight, the Q-tips were so good to me. Knees buckled and everything.

thinksnow wrote, waaaaay back in the OP:

There is a problem with this analogy. Penises have a lot more nerve endings than fingers do. They should not be considered so much a “finger” as “an ear turned inside-out.”

Was her name Melissa? I knew a girl (in Dallas) who did that. It was quite funny to watch the cat in the afterglow. She’d also use a q-tip. Only way to get the cat to stop yowling.

That is what my husband labeled it. He watched me use a Qtip with this look of ecstasy on my face. It is wonderful! It feels so Good.

To use the Q-Tip on yourself or the cat? :wink:

OMG! There are people like me!!

My SO got fairly weirded out the first time we were in the bathroom together, he taking his contacts out while I giggled with glee over massaging my inner-ear with that cold, wet Q-Tip…

Sometimes, I get those little tickles that can only be cured with a cold wet Q-Tip

They are the next best thing to Sex baby!!!

:smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

All this good information, occsionally needs to be brought back to the top, since I’m guessing the new op on cleaning your ears will raise the question again.

good weeping jesus and great danes-
I have never spoken about this- and here all…
I’m really dumbfounded!
I thought I was the only one!
And yes- Q-tips- the others are pathetic!
I do it out of the shower too- whatever is in there is softer, makes it a more pleasant experience than just a cold call, if you will.
I linger, take extra time, use 1+ Q-tip on each ear- the rubbing, feeling it get cleaner and a little scratchier the more tips I use- god I love it!
Worth a read, perhaps…
my dyin ass…
You’re kind of a master of understatement sometimes, aintcha Snow?

YOU’RE GOING TOO DEEP, MAN! PULL OUT! PULL OUT!

Hmm, I usually use a ballpoint. Not the end you write with, but the ‘other’ end of the resevoir. I know I really shouldn’t do it, but it still gives me the shivers…
And I’ve never got an itch at the back of my throat. Wonder if the two are possibly related?