This is the funniest thing I’ve read today. Thank you for that.
Thath becauth the duck ith lookin, thee? Thufferin’ thuccotash.
Elephants can’t run when in the presence of a Koala. There’s only one person who knows why, but he’s a monk.
I have a random factoid that I picked up on one of these shows too. Apparently, the okapi is the only mammal that can lick its own ears.
This is why whenever wolves and ducks fight dolphins and bats, they always make them agree to a “no sonar” rule first to keep it fair.
I’ve found that if you ask people to guess the average number of penguins that a polar bear eats in a year, very few will get it at all close.
Rolly polly fish heads are never seen drinking Cappacino in Italian restaurants with Oriental women…
Yeah!
My educated guess would be zero.
I could swear that I read in the Pit that giraffes can too. :dubious:
Aha, but are giraffes mammals? Didn’t think so.
Yes, many people don’t realize it, but giraffes are actually an unusual subspecies in the fern family.
One factoid that I learned long ago is that a monk is bound by an ancient oath to divulge any secret or piece of information if offered pie.
I met a girl in Baltimore who could lick her own ears, and more, but I digress. Boy, did she have big ears. 
Speaking of ears,. Did you know emu are the only birds (outside of humming birds) that lay eggs from their ears.
Another interesting animal factiod: 85% of dwarf bunnies are Satanists.
We’ll finally have a savior of our own, of our very own!
They’re not Satanists; they’re devilbunnies.
Ph33ar teh ky00t.
Actually, I think it’s that Giraffe licks other people’s ears.
Aren’t Q-Tips more efficient?
Only if they’re 17 inches long and prehensile.