Rhino’s stomp out fires.
Look out, Ron Jeremy. There’s a new sheriff in town!:eek:
If a penguin experiences difficulty in opening a shellfish, they’ll fly up to a great height and drop them on a rock.
I dont believe in giraffes.
One of my top 3 all-time faves: Biggirls’s Let’s send Snapple some more “Fun Facts” for their bottle tops.
Bananas are a type of fish. Those aren’t bunches, they’re schools.
The Kookaburra has been known to kill an adult Kodiak bear using only a small twig.
Tape worms are actually vegetarians! But they eat meat anyway so they don’t offend their hosts.
This has been disproven, I’m afraid. They actually prefer to eat meat, but they tell everyone they like vegetables because they don’t want others to judge their bodies. So they chow down on onions when others are watching, but they start gobblin’ down the flesh as soon as they turn their heads.
The logic here, of course, is that the howl of the wolf is muffled to inaudibility by the muskmelons he is eating.
It is true – no, really! Just ask my vet! – that horses can’t vomit.
They can, however, have projectile diarrhea.
Lots of it.
Shitloads of it, in fact.
With no warning. :eek:
Really? That’s a shame, because I was personally told this by an ocelot, which is, incidentally, the only animal apart from man that can raise one eybrow to signal disbelief. Them and badgers.
Still, you live and learn.
The rare rope-impersonating Knot Snake is capable of tying itself into a bowline-on-a-bight and lying perfectly still to fool predators.
Well, sure, but what else does a boar have to do? There’s no e-mail to check, no bass fishing, no political discourse, no vacuuming, no carpooling…just hoghumping.
Porcupines just love Kid Rock; can’t get enough of him.
Opossums are nocturnal because they don’t care for soap operas.
Don’t forget the other famous duck fact.
They’re made of wood. nods
And wood sinks. Just Google Natalie.