How could you even imagine such a thing?
Wouldn’t you rather have a chicken wing?
Then would you like to sing?
As opposed to what, a duck’s ass?
Duck’s asses sing?
Haven’t you read the farting thread?
How does one read a thread that farts?
Are there goggles made for that?
Wouldn’t it be nice?
Does anyone else have the Beach Boys going through their head now?
Do you love the colorful clothes she wears?
What, you actually like that tye-die t-shirt she has on?
Do you adore that her crotch hair is done in topiary style?
Is that a cigar she’s… holding?
Is she holding it with fingers?
Did you know that Monica Lewinsky was banned from an Italian variety show because it’s watched by families?
Is time the fourth dimension?
Wasn’t the fifth dimension a musical group?
Is it the dawning of the age of aquarius?
Is Jupiter aligned with Mars?