The Question Game

Is this the right place for an argument?

Do you want to fight?

Do you really need to ask?

Can’t I ask?

Son enfuego mis pantelones?

Shall I get the fire extiguisher?

Is there a home version of this game?

Why would you want one?

If I get one, can I smack you with the board?

Do you want to remain breathing?

Do you think Hastur is trying to make it to 3000?

You think I’m afraid of you, Hastur?

Won’t someone please think of the children?

Children? What about the parrots?!

Are parrots tasty?

Do chickens like to peck?

Do I really care?

Well, shouldn’t you?

Why should I?

Are you aware of the ramifications if you don’t?