Is that why my toy battleship sunk?
You mean sank ?
Would you like me to kick your ass?
Kiss my what?
Is that you saying such a thing, Jehovah??!!?
Say what?
What?
Where?
When?
Would 8pm EST on July 19th, 2019 be a good time?
Haven’t you got a dentist apointment then?
Are my teeth crooked?
Those are teeth?
What ARE teeth?
Can we look at your fillings?
Aren’t questions like that considered sexual harassment, anymore?
Should they be?
What would offend you?
What would you say if I said nothing would offend me?
What if I told you Gilbert Gottfreid and Carrot Top were on there way to your house with six enema kits and a crate of spam?