This is a pretty good time to survey the field. One man’s opinion:
Pataki, Graham, and Gilore: 0%. The 7-Up candidates. Never had a chance, never will.
Rick Santorum: 0% He dishes out the red meat for the base, and they eat it readily. They just aren’t too fond of him personally. Maybe he’ll hang around after NH for lack of anything else to do.
Rand Paul: 0% The Paris attack couldn’t have come at a worse time for Paul. His isolationist philosophy isn’t entirely without merit, but it isn’t what people want to hear when they’re worried about their safety. Look for him to drop out after NH if not sooner in order to run for his Senate seat. But he’ll be back every four years just as his dad did. If your last name is Paul, you run for president. It’s what you do.
Carly Fiorina: 0% Trump was kind enough to deal her a victim card and she played it, escaping the kids’ table debates. Unfortunately for her, it wasn’t enough for anything but momentary traction. Her signature issue, lying about Planned Parenthood, has done nothing for her except put blood on her hands. Another post-NH dropout.
Mike Huckabee: 0% The Huckster seems to be phoning it in. Sure, he can lie about Planned Parenthood as well as Carly, he can spout anti-abortion and anti-SSM rhetoric to please even the hardest to please conservative, but he actually has some compassion for the poor and this has no place at the table in this party.
John Kasich: 2% If relative sanity counted for anything in today’s GOP, he might have something. Unfortunately for him, it doesn’t. His anti-Trump attacks are music to Democratic ears, but apparently are falling on deaf Republican ears.
Chris Christie: 3% He’s brash and arrogant, two qualities that the base truly loves. But they don’t cotton to palling around with black Kenyan Muslim presidents, His chances of being nominated are significantlyh less than those of him being indicted. His NH humilation will mark his exit and return to his day job of extorting NJ mayors and corrupting the Port Authority.
Ted Cruz: 10% He’s the current unTrump of the month. The base loves him. The establishment loathes him. He might well win Iowa. Big deal, Iowa’s track record sucks ass as a predictor. Maybe hang on till Super Tuesday, then go back to his current job of holding his breath till he turns blue.
Ben Carson: 15% His stock is falling faster than the food reserves inside the pyramids. The Paris attack killed his campaign, which was going to happen when the base awoke from its summer stupor and realized they were backing a black guy. Having a Palinesque grasp of foreign affairs isn’t what you want to have following a foreign crisis. Maybe he can see Canada from his house, but it won’t help.
Marco Rubio: 20% Maybe he should have waited till 2020 when he perhaps would have passed puberty. The Koch blessing should help him, his mannerisms will leave him thirsty for votes. He’ll do respectably well in the first few primaries but eventually be forced as the anti-Trump bloc is split in two by the later primaries.
Jeb Bush: 20% Maybe by 2020 he’ll have figured out his campaign rationale. Sure, running for president is in his blood as much as in Rand Paul’s. But unless he finds a way to consolidate the anti-Trump vote late in the season, he’ll be standing at a lectern trying to keep from vomiting as he endorses Trump.
Donald Trump: 30% He’s gotta be thinking “No matter what I say, these rubes eat it up!” After figuring out that facts are irrelevant to his party’s voters, he’ll claim that Bush piloted the planes as giant drones on 9/11. Or that Rubio is Castro’s bastard son. Who knows? It won’t matter.