Ditto all the other “holes” in question.
Of course. But too often “vagina” is used to mean the whole visible part of the female anatomy. If a twenty-something female can’t get it right, I wouldn’t expect a 13 year old boy to know.
And looked at a certain way, the opening just at the labia minora, does in fact contain two openings: the vagina and the urethra. So there.
Eye sockets are pretty hole-like.
Golf clap. Make that two golf claps - one for the poem, one for the name of the poet.
And if a vagina has a hole that constitutes the entrance, does the cervix also count as a hole?
Apropos of nothing, I detest the term “hole” in reference to the human body. For some reason, it makes me deeply uncomfortable when my SO refers to her vagina as a “hole into my body”.
Haha! That’s quite funny.
My son, at 11, asked me what a Brazilian was and without a brain in my head, I told him it was a person from the country Brazil. <major child eye roll>
Are you sure the question wasn’t “How many O’s in vagina?” Meaning the kid simply needed a spelling lesson.
This is becoming a GQ really quickly.
So…why the carrot question? Did you, in fact, ever come home to find him wearing a carrot costume?
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Just why did you have to explain that?
Our gynae did tell us the story of how he had to explain the mechanics of getting pregnant after testing and finding that both parties were healthy - but not sure if he was telling an urban legend or not…
But not from his kid.
A friend was surprised her preteen daughter was ignorant of some basic sex facts, so while hanging out with my girlfriend (41) and another female friend (29 I think), they went over the basics.
Later I discussed it with the 29 year old and clarified some of the stuff she was iffy about herself.
A girlfriend’s mother told her that “It’s something men do to humiliate women”. Luckily, she forged her own path (not just for me, haha, but that’s not a real healthy attitude towards sexuality).
Yeah, me too. Much prefer ‘opening’ 
“Entrance” seems more inviting…
because it’s funny and GQ is not …
How many holes are there anyway? and are sure the carrot thing was innocent?
Front door, back door, pee(p) hole.
After going on a grocery run as a teen where once again pads were on the list, I got home asked my mom almost without thinking why she wanted pads since she was well into her fifties.
She said uh continence problems, question I wish I had not asked.
Well, going by the original manufacturer’s specs and user manual, I think it would be more correct to call two of them “Exits” and one and “Exit/Entrance” Okay, one of the exit onlys can be used as an entrance, but it was never engineered for that.
No matter what Red Forman says.