I have 2 teenage boys, just turned 13 and 15. Never in my life could i have ever guessed what type of questions they would ask me. Their father and I have been married almost 16 yrs, but do my boys ask their father questions. … nope! Just last week, as I was cleaning around the living room, my youngest walks in having just got off the school bus. He calmly sits on the couch and asks, ’ mom, can I get off the bus at my friends house tomorrow? How long till dad gets home with dinner? Oh and how many holes are in a vagina? ’ Im now frozen, trying to process WTH he just asked and prepairing myself to some how answer him, when my oldest bust thru the front door, having also just gotten off the bus, ‘Hey mom, what would you do if you came home one day and found me standing in the corner of my room dressed like a carrot?’…
Which friend? 6 pm. Two if you count the urethra. Otherwise, just the one.
As long as I don’t have to wash the carrot costume, I don’t care.
Funny! When we were young my brother once asked me what a va-geen-a was.
Oddly enough, I think the carrot question is the more interesting. 
The urethra is not part of the vagina. Back to Biology 1 with you!
My god, why hasn’t this been taken to GQ?
I stopped reading at “vagina,” but after reading the whole post, it seems with a carrot you could figure out the answer to the first question.
For the asker’s semantic purposes, it probably is.
Either way, its a tricky question. One at either end? It is a hole? Just one that you need to know about? …
My youngest when he was around 8 or 9 asked me what a prostitute was. I told him that its someone who walks the streets. He said, no mother thats a pedestrian…
If that is the case, the asker needs to get a thorough explanation of the female anatomy. The vagina has a single hole, other holes in the area are not vaginas nor a part of it.
the youngest is asking if it’s OK to go to a girl’s house and have sex.
the older might be seeing your opinion on cross dressing.
Yeah, but I’d at least explain that.
True story: my ex husband, at age 30-something, didn’t realize that girls had a urethra. He thought we peed out of our vagina, and had always been wondering how we managed to urinate while using tampons.
Sadly, I’ve known more than one woman who thought this. :smack:
I’d assume my kid had heard something about girls having 3 holes. I’d give them the basic facts but not go on about it too much.
Just had to explain to a woman in her late 20s that she had three holes down there, not two. Amazing how it is possible not to know this.
The vagina has a single hole;
The genitalia, two;
Or else the other way around.
I’m never sure. Are you?
–Ogden Gash
I remember asking my mother what a blow job was after an episode of Roseanne mentioned it.
She laughed and said “it’s nasty, never do it.”
I think it’s great to hear that young people are taking an interest in topology.
Your dad deserves something especially nice for father’s day.
Semantics indeed. One might also argue that a vagina is/has no holes at all.
Yes. Give him a gift card for one.
you just blew my mind.
I would argue the urethra is a tube, not a hole.