Blue waffles.
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Exchange his backpack for this one: Does This Make My Bomb Look Big :: Random Images - Fugly
Give her a gun and see what she does. That way you’ll know for sure.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Need answer fast.
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Just one. Attach food-type-product to a drill. Switch on drill. Stick out tongue. Connect the two.
Anyone want to handle my question above? (#7)
You’re not doing enough meth if it’s just your neck.
Scratch it with a Tootsie Roll Pop on a drill.
Should I fear Communism?
Crossbows are pretty cheap and easy to use.
No. Since its Godless there isn’t really anything to fear.
How do I stop a 60 second fuse? Need answer fast
Yes. Communists are going to attack you with weapons of mass destruction. You should use duct tape and plastic to seal up your home so that they can’t get you with their chemical and biological weapons.
Make sure you have no business dealings with anyone who looks like they might come from a Communist country. Don’t eat at Korean restaurants or shop at Korean groceries, because the owners might be North Korean Communists. Don’t talk to anyone who looks Asian or has an Asian-sounding name, in case they are a North Korean Communist.
The Internet has other helpful tips for avoiding possibly contaminating contact with Communists as well. Email forwards are a particularly reliable source, the more people they have been forwarded to, the better. That’s why you should always leave all the headers on your email forwards, so the people getting them know they are reliable. If such a message tells you not to go somewhere or buy a certain product, of course you should listen.
You should also practice ducking under your desk and covering the back of your neck with your hands, in case they decide to come after you with nuclear weapons.
Serrated knife; a really sharp and ragged one.
Give me a minute to think of something…
The seems to be some activity, quite possibly a bustle, which is occurring in my favorite hedgerow. I think this is alarming, but should I really be concerned?
If her legs are together ignore it ------- it will go away.
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Not unless it is packing a K-98.
(Depends on what you mean by hedgerow)
FoieGrasIsEvil, please remember to label, and break the link or spoiler-tag any links that aren’t safe for work!
I doubt that one’s safe for anyone who’s recently had lunch as well.
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I want to go on a diet. Low-carb diets make me stabby. What would be a good diet plan?
Chocolate and whiskey.
I just finished a big fish&chips lunch and my boss is at the next desk - but I am really curious. Should I go back and click that link since I didn’t do it before?
Why the hell not? If your boss can’t take a NSFW link, he shouldn’t be working with you…
It’s really pouring out and I don’t have an umbrella. Should I walk home without one?
The kind that’s sort of like a brush fence, as referenced in Stairway to Heaven.
Never saw the show. So I’m betting its a Nazi - just toss in a grenade and see what happens.
*I keep hearing voices in my head but they speak another language and I don’t know what to do. Good online translation sites anyone? *
If you like, you could carry your clothes home in a waterproof bag and walk home nude. Not many people know this but the laws about public indecency have to make an exception for anyone who can prove they’re publically unclothed for a legitimate reason, including using the rain as a shower. If the police try to detain you, tell them that you’re protected by the 10th Amendment as a Natural Citizen and they have to let you go.