You know, because the both of us have insane sex drives, we get in trouble at lunch for talking “dirty” while people are eating. Sheesh. And the worst part is that one being around the other makes it worse, then you add Benny and it gets even more raunchy. I swear, we need to make a little trip to the mall to get you your birthday gift early.
And also, I think that if you can bitch, I can too, considering I am more sexually frustrated than you. At least one temporary option opened up recently to release all this energy on.
hypergirl, I feel your pain. I won’t get to make love with quietgirl until Thanksgiving or Christmas. (Happy holidays, indeed. ;))
Last night we were talking about how much we missed kissing, and it just degenerated from there. Also, I humbly submit that the need to get laid is far worse when you’re not a virgin… and also when it’s just distance that’s the block.
Bah, this has been implied but not said outright. So, let me just say that it’s significantly worse to be a guy with an insane sex drive and no outlet than it is to be a girl without the same. Why? Because - if the lame excuses I used to make to my now ex-gf are to be believed - a guy actually can explode. :eek:
Thanks for the support you guys. I so love this MB. I can bitch about whatever I want. Thanks to the people who made me feel better about the wait. Tasha- You are right, we do need to get my birthday present. Lauren- At this rate you may hit 100 before the next millenium. I love you Lauren!
Here is what to do. Relax one evening. Watch a video or movie with a handsome actor. Have a beer, or wine, or ice-cream if that is your vice. Think about your boyfriend, and tickle or penetrate your get off zone.
I do it all the time (tickle, not penetrate). But I never have thought of my girlfriend, unless she was with another woman.
Hey, hypergirl, it would be easy for me to jump on the “eight-weeks-is-as-naught” bandwagon here, (being in the middle of a 30+ month dry spell), but I won’t. And here’s why: I just got out of the Navy, submarine force, and a separation of eight weeks happened about every six months for me. It’s rough. Yes, the “reunion sex” CAN be awe-inspiring, but all kidding aside, don’t make the mistake of expecting that it WILL be.
As it turned out, the ex-Mrs. BGH and I were very infrequently on the same page, sexually, at those reunion times. I was usually all stoked up to go, and at least half the time she’d gotten used to living like a single person. Wasn’t at all ready to have me around the house again. And, she’d spent so much time and energy driving the sexual urges down that it was hard to get them back up again… so to speak.
I don’t want to rain on your parade; just wanted to help you protect yourself in what can be a dicey area. 'Course, maybe you and the bf are better suited than we were! Anyway, you’ve always got the dopers here to talk thru your problems with.
So… 8000 miles from Israel, eh? That wouldn’t put you anywhere near Houston, would it? 'Cause I’d be glad to help ‘keep you company’!
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Oh, and biggirl, it’s “There’s a rose in a fisted glove.” 'Sposed to be about things that are opposite from the normal situation. Irony, like. Only not quite.
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Sorry BGH, it’s Florida, not Texas. I could be off on the mileage, I’m not sure. Thanks for the offer though. :Þ Sheesh. I don’t know how many offers I have collected in this thread and others. And it’s just this week. Nobody ever pays any attention to me when I’m single. WTF???
Sorry to hear about your plight hypergirl. Best of luck!!
Try and stay away from the Playboy channel, lest you work yourself into a lather.
Anyway, WTF is up with nobody paying attention to you!!
I myself find that I only get calls from women when I am already seeing one. I can sit at home three weeks straight then ‘BAMM!’ I start seeing one girl and I have 3 others calling me…WTF!
If he is going to “ravish you like an animal” - are we talking hamsters, or bull elephants or what? (If the latter, does he have a friend?) OK, sorry, I know it is a nuisance - still, you do know it will get better. Just suffer in the meantime. You will live, and just think how good it is going to be.
I’m not going to Gainesville this weekend, and that means you’ll have to wait until I go with someone to a porn shop down here and get one. This also means I can’t hook up with all the hot frat boys around Gainesville this weekend. Damn, I’m gonna have to stay horny for a little longer then.
I love you Lauren!