I figured you were too tough to kill. Welcome back!
I’ve gotta echo Max Carnage on this one. Living in Gatlinburg seems as unlikely as living in Disneyland. 
Re: Who actually lives in Gatlinburg?
Well, ya know all those gift shops, restaurants, and motels? Those people that work in those places live in or near Gatlinburg.
Hi, I’m Kent. I’ll be your cook for the season.
Thanks, again, everybody. It’s good to hear from y’all again.
Come see me.
whew, i’m glad to see that you weren’t the volunteer for frountier house from tn. i was a bit concerned.
welcome back.