I just moved to Gatlinburg, TN
I’m lonely, horny, and…well…just need to talk.
Anybodybut there?
Hello. Or not.
Hi?
Kent
(TN*hippie)
I visited Gatlinburg…once…
If it wasn’t for the Smoky Mountains, I would have been sadly disappointed. It’s just so…touristy.
I really enjoyed the mountains, though. They were b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l.
Can’t help you with the horny part, but the talking part I got down real good! 
Howareya? Whatchadoin? WhyareyouinGatlinburg? Whatchawannatalkabout? huh? huh?
Well, this e-stuff really ain’t all that great…As best I can recall, you can probably solve all three of the problems you listed above on a stroll or two through that commercialized strip in downtown Gatlinburg. 
Hippie! smooches
When did you move? Soon I will be 1400 miles closer to you! That means it will only take you a day to come see me.
What has been going on with you? Tell me everything!
P.S. If you need to talk on the phone, let me know.