Police wading into a crowd of angry Republicans, flailing about with truncheons. I would deplore such an outcome, of course. I may need to watch several times, make sure I don’t miss anything to disapprove of.
Spencer Tunick, the Christo of public nude art, will present 100 nude people during the 2016 Republican National Convention. You have been warned.
They’re not members (heh) of the GOP, are they? Who’d WANT to see them naked. Although we could put that rumor about Trump’s dick size up for scientific scrutiny.
Unless it’s cold. Shrinkage does happen.#thestruggleisreal
I just wish that the Good Doctor of Gonzo was still alive to cover it. Reading Hunter S Thompson’s take on Trump would be hilarious.
Probably something about doing mescaline to simulate Trump’s thought process. 
I’m not sure even Dr. Thompson could take THAT many drugs.
It’s Cleveland. Would anyone notice?
As the buzzer sounded signifying that the Cavaliers had won the NBA title, I turned to my bar-mates and said “Well, at least Cleveland gets a good celebration in before the Republican shit-storm hits 'em.”
Dammit.
He is going to have to, since pretty much everyone besides Newt and Christie have decided they have better things to do that week. I understand that even Clint’s chair can’t make it this year.
BTW, many sponsors have pulled out also, including Apple now. Maybe the convention will be sponsored by Trump Steaks and Trump wine.
I think the GOP will need the Trump Vodka before this is over.
Trump-flavored vodka. Eww.
And who’s gonna speak? He will be cagey about his VP slot until afterwards, to tempt people like Christie, Huckabee and Sarah, so on and so forth. Ted Nugent can fill five minutes doing a medley of his greatest hits. Till some guy starts waving a lighter and demanding “Freebird”! You could do lists of people who might do it, next to a list of people who won’t be caught dead doing it. Which one will be longer?
I have this mental image of Trump subcontractors roaming the convention floor hawking Trump Vodka like peanut vendors at a baseball game.
What could possibly go wrong?
Please, please let there be Open Carry among the delegates at the convention!
Which begs the question: What would Trump taste like? I imagine it’s like circus peanuts soaked in Joop cologne.
Secret Service has already put the kibosh on that when there was a petition floating around, and the arena has a no guns policy as well (although that is probably negotiable - the Secret Service not so much).
Inside the arena, perhaps. But it appears that there will be guns in the streets.
Just be careful of the hairs when you drink it.
Not to worry. Those aren’t real hairs.