The Research Is In: Pubbies Are Born That Way!

Wouldn’t say “messier”, really, just improvisational in matters of household structure. The floor isn’t a laundry hamper until it becomes one, then it is. But, moving right along…

  1. College professors in Berzerkely. Kinda writes itself. “…easily victimized, easily offended, indecisive, fearful, rigid, inhibited, and vulnerable…” as compared with “…self-reliant, energetic, impulsive, and resilient…”

Well, yeah! Pity the sample is so limited, demographically. Radicals are all that and then some, liberals are just Totally Cool Lite.

Anyway, just wanted to let you know, the research is in, they can’t help it, they were born that way. Feel better myself, now, all those years of guilt thinking its because I dropped my baby brother on his head made him such a dick.

We can now turn our attention to modes of therapy and intervention, to rescue our misbegotten brethren and sistren from the dark coils of error.

And that’s why the liberals think that big government is the solution to all our problems - because they’re “self-reliant, energetic, impulsive, and resilient”. Whereas the conservatives, who value freedom and prefer that government avoid intruding in our lives as much as possible (for better or for worse), are the ones who are “easily victimized, easily offended, indecisive, fearful, rigid, inhibited, and vulnerable”.

Note that I am not talking about Democrats or Republicans here - for some reason, both parties have turned into half-liberal, half-conservative hypocrites.

But come on, this is just utter self-indulgent bullshit for liberals.

Conservatives also tend to have more money. Which is odd, because ‘self-reliant, energetic, impulsive and resilient’ types are exactly the kind of people who do well in business.

Oddly, I had all the traits described in “conservative” children; I was stand-offish, easily victimized, etc. And people who meet me for the first time think I am conservative. Then they get to know me, and change their mind. If this were the 1930s, I’d probably be a socialist labor organizer. The only issue I’m conservative on is gun control.

Is that actually true, at least within the current structure of U.S. politics? you dismiss both of the major parties, but be honest, what typically describes a “conservative” in the USA - libertarian leanings, or Christian conservatism?

I got halfway through, and figured “it’s gotta be Berkely.” And it was.

So, are we talking genetic differences here?

Maybe conservatism can be cured! Or at least prevented! Through eugenics! :slight_smile:

Now there’s an excellent question to ask my friends who are anti-abortion except when it comes to certain birth defects. Would it be ethical to abort your fetus if testing found it to be genetically liberal? Hmmm.

Ahem.

A little late on this one, luci. Quiddity Glomfuster beat you to it.

And what Absolute said, which was my immediate thought upon reading the study when I first saw it, causing me to wonder at just what point in life liberal/conservative personality traits reversed themselves. :smiley:

Do note, however, that I linked to several similar studies, not just one. :wink:

And my politics tend to skew conservative on a lot of things(because I make it a point to be informed, not lead by the jerking knee), and I’m “self-reliant, energetic, impulsive, and resilient.” Less impulsive than I used to be, but I put that down to maturity more than anything else. You and I are just two datum points on a long continuum, but I suspect that we represent the actual value of this “study”-bupkis.

Aha! That explains everything. I’m not a bad housekeeper I’m just liberal as hell!
Thanks luci, I feel better now, too.

Indeed you did, and that’s why I elected to link to your entire post, not just the one study. :slight_smile:

Thank you kindly - nice of you to remember :slight_smile: I had to …um… like… search on the Internet using my fingers and everything to find them, after all :smiley:

Starving and QG, why don’t you two get a room?

Oh, don’t be such a kill-joy! Hell, it’s spring, longs they don’t scare the horses…

I’m not broke, I’m financially challenged! :slight_smile:

Boy, there’s nothing some people hate around here more than two Dopers being friendly with each other. Some of the most long-standing animus I’ve come in for around here has come from my complimenting or supporting or liking another poster and saying so. (coughLib/Zoecough)

Jealousy, perhaps, given that the complainers rarely have anyone throwing bouquets their way?

Wow, I really am a bad person if I let the dishes go until tomorrow?

What a hard-hitting wake up call. Great thread. :rolleyes:

Wow. elucudator responded to my joke appropriately. Starving, not so much.

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eta to add: carry on, and damn dude! don’t be so bloody thin-skinned. :slight_smile: