It’s because all the channels will be showing programs like Rich Girls and replays of the party for the wife of former Tyco CEO Dennis Kozlowski, that Comedy Central’s Jon Stewart said, “Would make Caligula shiver.”
Seriously, shouldn’t the proletariat be rising up sometime soon? This is getting ridiculous! And still, I can’t turn away. This is so surreal and I’m not sure it’s actually happening. Other people are seeing these things, right? These are real and not parodies? I feel disoriented. I should probably go lay down.
Quote from some spoiled kid on Rich Girls: “I don’t like Bloomberg, he’s not Republican enough.”
Reports of the week long birthday party on Sardinia (or was it Corsica?) that talked about the ice sculpture of Michaelangelo’s “David” that was urinating Stolichnya vodka into crystal glasses.
Make Caligula shiver indeed!