OK, you know all those ribbons for “awareness” that people put on their lapels? Little loop of ribbon, pinned at the place where they cross. Well, I just invented a whole new one. Everyone can make one.
It’s the “Official Bullshit” Awareness Ribbon.
It’s made just like the other ones, but you make out of Duct Tape.
Make yourself one, tonight! Cut a strip of gray duct tape about four or five inches long. Cut it again, down the length. Fold it lengthwise, sticky sides together, and then loop it. Pin it to your lapel tomorrow.
When you tell people what it is, be sure to tell them that the ribbon is not what’s official.