This thread:
I stuck my wedding ring up my nose
is funny beyond belief.
It’s just begging a suitable LOTR quote.
Keep it secret, keep it safe.
But, what does this have to do with 1920’s Style Death Rays?
And, why didn’t you post this in the “Ring Up My Nose” thread?
Oh, I think a “nosebearer” spinoff might require its own thread.
<cheesy folk song>
“Frodo…of the flat profile…and the Ring of Doom!”
</cheesy folk song>
OK, now that’s funny 
Iteki Too funny! I was actually in the middle of a sentence to a coworker (who can’t see what I’m doing) and I couldn’t help but laugh right in the middle of my sentence. Now he thinks I’m nuts.
On with my sentence…
…and that’s how we know the Earth to be banana shaped…
Iteki, you just made me laugh out loud. Now my boyfriend definitely thinks I’m weird.
So now we know how he * really * lost that finger.