The Rise of the Machines - self-replication is upon us!

Egads!!

Dyson vaccums which are capable of speaking with the hive mind! Humanity’s only hope is to enlist the aid of the opposable thumb-equipped Dolphins! Heaven help us all.

Not before long, Paris Hilton’s vaccum cleaner will be hacked, and the world will wonder why Paris Hilton still keeps appliances that are smarter than her nearby.

By the way, how do you clean vaccum?

okok, i can’t spell. I was in fear of my life and my fellow humans, after all.

It shouldn’t be hard to get their help. After all, nature abhors a vacuum.