The rock in the box: I burning your dog

BERZERKER!

It’s probably the tiredness, but I’m laughing like crazy at this thread.

We need more Thaidog. As high as possible.

The title alone. What more could it say?

As funny as this post is… it still brings up bad memories… damn! And I thought I had that one suppressed!

Yes your on to it… but this is only one reference to Pulp Fiction in this thread…

I burning they… dog… I burning dog NOW!!!

I take they dog on a trip to Thailand… I selling they dog so they sell they dog on a street corner market!

wow… 3 mushrooms… what a rookie! Just kidding… i had the worst trip of my life off of mushrooms once… These mushrooms were on steroids or something… the head was like 2 inches wide! Never watch TV and trip schrooms at the same time… in fact, never trip mushrooms… too many whack variables to worry about.

Get it right man… the thread was: I’m so tired of women…

Not: I hate women

If it was “I hate women” I doubt I’d be writting a thread about it.

Notice the difference… People like you get people like me killed.

Um, dude? You do know that you can reply to more than one post at once, right? You can combine all the little threads together, and make them into one BIG post! Wouldn’t that be fun?

Wow! That’s great! Why don’t you come to my house and tell me more!

Perhaps I like giving everybody their own, unique thread to enjoy for the entire day or more? Code is lazy, but that’s what I’ll do… since you’re “The Man”.

I think a “pit-off” between Thaidog and Dragonfly98 would be really fun; sort of the ultimate Dadist experience. Any takers?

Somehow I don’t think the mods would take too kindly to your starting a new thread for each reply to another poster. And as far as compiling your responses, what is it they say? Brevity is the soul of wit?

Fuck you…

Fuck you…

Fuck you…

You’re cool…
…I’m out!

Bwahaha!!! That was gold!

Methinks Thaidog is yanking the collective chain.

We’re sorry.

We’re still working on “ignorance.” We have not yet started on “insanity.” Please try back later.

Thank you for your patience.

Watching David Chapelle, smoking hallucinogens laced blunts and posting on the SDMB---- bad combination.

C’mon Thia, you gotta get your insults from a stupid movie? You’re scoring very poorly in the buttfuck crazy poster competition.

Aw, c’mon, Biggirl. I think the Baked reference was funny!

What a long strange thread it’s been.

Well, I watched the Matrix Reloaded yesterday, and there were no burning dogs. My confusion is renewed.

The movie sucked by the way, not that I really appreciated the first one all that much.

The burning dog reference is actually out of Caddy Shack 2… The idea that some government agency is staking out stupid people was from the Matrix. Then there was a few Pulp fiction tossed in for good taste and then the Half Baked post was in response to teleute12’s poke about the code.

The concept of speaking in only movie quotes got me wondering and googling. I think I found Thaidog’s AD&D character sheet:

My search for “speak in movie” also found a touching poem entitled “THAT NOT SO FRESH FEELING”, as well as a paradoxical page where the writer claims to only speak in movie/sitcom quotes but then goes onto say a bunch of things that were never in any movie or sitcom.

All statements in this post are lies.

DaLovin’ Dj