I’m afraid I just sparked your golden.
Does a retriever kill brain cells?
Yeah, but they’re still “good eats” in Thailand.
Reminds me of a joke:
A guy from Thailand moves to New York to chase the dream. He is saddened by the fact that he will have to give up one of his favorite foods (dogs) as a result. When he gets to New York he finds an apartment and has a roommate. One day, the roommate asks him if he wants to go grab a hot dog. Thrilled, the guy says “Hell yeah! I didn’t think you had that food in this country!”. So they go and buy some hot dogs to go and head home. The guy from Thailand opens his wrapper up and looks at the hot dog. “Damn!” he says. “What’s wrong?” asks the roomate. “I got fucked. Which part did you get?”
DaLovin’ Dj
That’s funny! I thnk there is some big ball park that just opened in one of the fareast countries that actually sells dog as a fast food at the park… brings new meaning to grabbing a dog at the park.
Gee, given the quality of the discourse I cannot understand how illegal drug use ever got such a bad reputation.
:smack:
Right, because correllation always equals causation.
Tell you what? You get as drunk as you can on legal alcohol and I’ll get as stoned as I can on illegal weed, and we’ll see who’s more coherent.
I’ll get drunk AND get stoned to provide another data point. Whoever gets the car closest to the cone without knocking over the egg wins.
WHY, oh WHY is this thread still alive?
For God’s sake…somebody think of the hamsters! 
Woo! Does this mean you’re buying?
Yep, Natural Light for all!
(That shouldn’t set me back too much, since not only is it dirt cheap, but most people with functioning taste buds tend to stay way the hell away from it.)
I have to wonder… do Schrodinger’s Cat and the Cheshire Cat hang out together? Maybe they do, and maybe they don’t.
What you should be saying is:
“For God’s sake… somebody think of the Golden Retrievers!”
Now that’s science!
I will start writing the grant, you see about getting us some wet lab space.
Do we get interns?
I own a box. I suppose I could obtain a rock. (In DC, I could probably actually get some crack rock) I guess I could put the rock in the box…:rolleyes:
At first this thread made me laugh. Then it made my brain hurt. Now my brain still hurts but I’m laughing again. God bless you one and all for this one way trip into the scary depths of drug-induced surrealism. Makes us stright-arrow types wonder what we’ve been missing.
Oh, and I vote “I burn they dog” as the quote of the moth (patent pending).
ooog, my brain - hee hee!
Is that fiery pooch I smell in here? Yum. Next you try to burn they pussy. Burning pussy bad.
You might want to see a doctor about that.
Daniel
Yeah never masturbate while or after eating buffalo wings. Trust me on this one guys.
“Nobody cry when the Jaws die…”