From the AP:
Other upcoming events including the Mel Gibson Demolition Derby, the Tom Cruise Sofa-Jump, the Jeremy Piven Fit-Throw, and anything else we can come up with here.
Naomi Campbell Paperweight-Division Boxing
Angeline Jolie Husband Lifting
The Vic Morrow Limbo Contest
The Carol Wayne Channel Swim
The Liz Taylor Pie Eating Contest
The Janet Jackson Fastest Boob Flashing Contest
And let’s not forget the Paul Reuben’s Jerks in a Theatre Contest
The Kevin Federline 5K Coattail Ride.
The Sean Penn paparazzi-punchoff.
Extra points if you stiff-arm their cameras into a wall.
Peg Entwistle High-Dive (this took 6 posts?)
Isadora Duncan speed-hubcap polishing
Ernest Hemmingway Skeet Shoot (contestants must first undergo new hairstyle, "The Skeet)
The Elenore Duse, um - what’s a good name for an equestrian event where you get fucked by your boyfriend while riding the same horse?
Nicole Ritchie Barfing competition
Natalie Wood Water Treading Contest
Matthew Broderick Horseback Riding Event
Paris Hilton Whore-o-Thon
Zsa Zsa Gabor Slapfest
Prince Harry Gropefest
Joan Rivers Snipe-a-Thon
The Michael Jackson baby dangling competition?
The Winona Ryder weight lifting contest (not much of a contest, seeing as Ms. Ryder can lift a whole shop)
William Shatner’s hamathon?
Hunter S. Thompson Triathalon) (Booze, Drugs, Guns)
Actually, last year I won the Freestyle competition in the championships with my friend. It was held as part of the annual Night of the Arts festival in Helsinki.
The point of the freestyle competition isn’t distance, but attitude and style. You can do it solo or with teammate(s).
I picked my friend up in a fireman’s hold and spun around 2-3 times like a discus thrower, while my friend held the phone and threw it at the end of the spin. She also yelled something like “Don’t you ever call me again, you lousy good for-nothing bastard!” (paraphrasing somewhat)
It was a fun night. We went out to hear some music and performances, and came back world champions! 
Oh, and we also got T-shirts…
The Prision Break Bicathalon: Chopping off hands and reattaching them.
The William S Burroughs Target Shoot.
The Isadora Duncan Grand Prix.
How about the Bill O’Reilly 100-Meter Rush to Judgement?
Oh, and sorry for the slight hijack, but Eve, if you see this would you e-mail me? I need a small favor.
Or the Christopher Reeve Memorial Steeplechase
Followed by the Christopher Reeve Memorial Wheelchair Derby
How about a Christopher Reeve Biathlon? Horesback riding followed by motorized wheelchair racing.
Yes, I’m going to hell, but at least I didn’t post the Terri Schiavo event I was thinkg of.
The Bill Clinton Triatholon: Cigar Smoking, Knee Dropping and Defining “Is”
The Michael Jackson/Britney Spears Baby Drop. It consists of dropping a Cabbage Patch doll off a balcony at a target painted on the floor.