Okay… here it goes…
(raspy voice) “Avenge me, son. Avenge my death.”
– CLICK!! –
Phew. (Wipes sweat off brow.)
Sure, why not, life has been dull lately…
:: squeezes trigger
Aaaahhhh.
Who substituted the real gun with the squirt gun full of ice water?
[sub](mumble mumble immature mumble mumble jokers)[/sub]
::stops just before pulling trigger::
Wait a minute! This is a semi-automatic! Just what are you people trying to pull here?
/commentator’s voice
Here comes Crazy Grimace. This is his third year in the RR tourney, and he’s really pumped this year. Some people say that he’ll try anything to win the prize money this year.
He steps up to the table…picks up the gun…
CLICK!
CLICK!
CLICK!
WHOA NELLIE! He REALLY wants to win this year, I have never seen such a display in this competition before. The judges have tackled him to prevent him from pulling the trigger anymore!
Three pulls, wow, the other contestants are really gonna have their hands full trying to match that one.
/commentator’s voice
:: jar picks up gun, turns fires it at everyone else ::
I TOLD YOU I HAVE MY PERIOD TODAY!
[Monty Python]Now all they have to do here to win the title is to shoot themselves. Simon has a shot. Bad luck, he misses. Nigel misses. Now there’s Gervaise, and Gervaise has shot himself- Gervaise is Upperclass Twit of the Year. There’s Nigel, he’s shot Simon by mistake, Simon is back up and there’s Nigel, Nigel’s shot himself: Nigel is third in this fine and most exciting Upperclass Twit of the Year Show I’ve ever seen. Nigel’s clubbed himself into fourth place. (three coffins on stand with medals) [/Monty Python]
Well, that will teach me to try and quote Monty Python. I managed to completely screw that one up.
::squeeze::
BLAM!
Oh great, now I look like Christopher Walken.
Well that was rather anticlimactic.
[whiny voice]
But I don’t know Russian. How can I play.
[/whiny voice]
I’ll put $2 on number 23.
Who is going to spin the wheel?
Ok, my turn. (I’m scared…)
1…
2…
3…
:little sign reading “BANG!” pops out of gun:
Whew. Never doing that again!