And remember, kiddies, thus sayeth The Ryan - taking a same-sex date to the prom has nothing at all to do with homosexuality. Really. Just ask the Catholic church. They really, really, really don’t want anyone to bring a same-sex date to the prom, including heterosexuals - because, as we all know, the epidemic of heterosexuals dating members of the same sex is simply outrageous! Scandalous! So, indeed, this brave Catholic school has stood up and said, “No more! No more shall these wanton heterosexuals (and, we suppose, a few homosexuals, too) arrive in boy/boy or girl/girl pairs! It shall stop! The line has been drawn!” Sure, it may look like it’s some kind of anti-gay stance, but, thankfully, we have The Ryan to point out very clearly to us that we are, indeed, all completely and utterly wrong in this issue.
Dude, you’re a fucking idiot. Truly. Get bent.