As I am writing this, I am also writing a letter to my school paper (well, not at the same time, obviously). See, it seems that at least once a month, the paper has an article to the tune of “Student (my age) drops dead for no particular reason”. :eek:
I know this may be silly, but this is not the kind of thing I want to think about! The school paper is decent, and I do enjoy reading it, but everytime I see an article like this I get kind of ooged out. I guess I don’t want to have to think about the possibility that I could just keel over at any moment, hell, every month some person my age seems to manage to pull that off.
Be careful! Do some research and see if there’s any correlation between the students who dropped dead and the names on past letters to the editor. You don’t know how high this thing goes!
No need to worry. I checked with the Trilateral Commision, the World Bank, the UN, Skull and Bones and the Space Jews and they all assure me your name isn’t on the list.
See my lords? I have allayed his suspicions and cleared the way for your glorious strike! Smite him!