BTW, in good’ol college student fashion, I’ve brought in 2 kegs of beer (canadian that is, not the .03% cough syrup american stuff… hehe).
Cheers,
jovius
Thank God, Jovius. Any idea how hard is is to be a Faerie Princess without a bunch of beer to guzzle. Let me just get ready.
::adjusts wings::
::adjusts crown::
::moves beer bong into position::
::scratches faerie nuts::
Bring it on! Woohoo!
With all these heaving bosoms, somebody is likely to put an eye out…
:: slinks over to the witches brew and helps herself to a mug ::
Struts in, cane first, wearing a bright blue fuzzy, wide brimmed pimp hat (with giant peakock feather), shades, a blue zoot suit with zebra striped trim, and shiny black boots.
(Hey, it’s come as your not, right? Pimp-daddy it is for Jester, then)
Now, then, let’s get down to buisness. Which one of you bootiful leddiez wants to kiss Jester’s ring first?
<Looks around, everyone ignores him>
Fine, I guess I’ll just go put on my bunny rabbit costume.
:(<pout>
<shivery-frozed-shudder> yuck!
Well, hey, rjk’s right beside me, and I think he’s looking to give advice to the ‘ladies’…
I’m here as a Fallen Angel. I’ve got these shiny black vinyl pants that are tucked into kneehigh laced-up leather boots, a little black vinyl corset that laces up [the only way] back. My long black cloak barely grazes the floor, lending me an appearance of floating. My coppercolored hair is pined up, baring my long neck and back, with braids wrapped around, holding it in.
My wings are black, the feathers are soft and silky [you can touch them :)], and sit poised to wrap around for protection.
When I close the cloak about me, and pull the hood down over my head, only my deep red mouth is visible.
[for you dallas people, i really do own this outfit]
Watch it, jovius, or I’ll chant a rune at you! Then you’ll be in trouble! <picks at the peace-cords again>
Oh, never mind.
Rosebud, nice glitter!
And I smell rose petals around here somewhere…
Thought and Memory will find them, I’m sure!
::walks in wearing faded blue jeans, workshirt, and leather vest, with a bandanna around his neck and a beaver-fur Resistol cowboy hat upon his head::
I actually wore that tonite. And I went trick-or-treating. With the bandanna over my face outlaw-style (hey, you think they’d give candy to a “kid” with 2 day’s worth of beard stubble?) 
Gun – well, it’s not a racin’ suit, but that’s just fine with me. You do look fine in a cowboy hat. 
Hey, and now we match!
walks in wearing dark blue robes
Me? Evayne a’Nolan, of course. I figure a sorceress should have no problem handling that witches brew.
Bet that’s what happened to RJK - fountain of wisdom my ass…:D:
absoulutely, Jekeira.
straightens hair out while pouring VERY large glass of witches brew, hands glass to Jekeira using 3rd appendage
There you go!
Hey rjk -
Why don’t you come over hear and show me your sword handling technique.
I’m wise to that lurker’s tricks! Ravens, get him!
And Gypsy girl! How you doin’? You said in the OP you can tell my future - give me another cup of that witches brew and I’ll tell you yours.
And if you’re nice to me, I’ll get Thought and Memory to whisper in your ears too.
hey, I’ll get my friend Dire Wolf to call his cousin Fenris…
Maiden stands in the door waiting to enter the room. She is dressed or should I say not dressed as Eve (before the apple) she looks around and tries to find Adam.
She has been wanting him to take a bite of the apple all day.
She could never do as she was told, she spots Lurker and asks him “Would you like a bite of my apple”? ,as he reaches for it, she is thinking I got one now! 
Mermaid has been pouting in the corner all night,drinking vast amounts of witch’s brew tequila and homemade wine while discussing trained yonis, lingum munching and all sorts of mean nasty things with elelle and persephone and watching all the dopers at the party who have loved her and left her
Ok I know I’m no day at the beach so I can’t blame all dozen or so of you ex-boyfriends here for leaving me. I’m so over you.
BUT I WILL NOT BE IGNORED…DJ CUE THE MUSIC
a strange but familiar song fills the room, then comes the realisation that it’s EnVogue
OOOOh Bop No you’re never gonna get it
(Mermaid removes her skirt revealing a g-string and not much else)
No not this time
(Leather Bra goes flying across the room nearly knocking Jester unconcious)
My love, Had your chance…
Leather skirt is laying on the floor
Mermaid finishes the rest of the song wearing just her boots while the rest of the partygoers stand amazed and embarassed for her.
Never gonna get it Never gonna get it never gonna get it
Mermaid struts proudly and drunkenly out of the party, hops on her motorcycle and rides off wearing nothing but boots and a helmut and causing major traffic pile-ups along the way.
Well I guess I showed them.
<stands shocked in a white bunny outfit, with a black bra hanging from his head>
:o
I think I’m in love.