I have been very naughty, since I am trying like hell to get Lurker to be naughty with me.
Whats a girl to do?
Well duh. Were you expecting me to be nice?
You threaten your sister’s fingers? you are mean 
Put me on the “Too Nice for my own Damn Good” list.
Naughty.
Put me on your XXX-Mas list.
i did break my sisters finger, summer 98, i do not deny it, and she was not small when i did that to her, she was a couple inches shorter, but our weights are close.
she does not stop teasing, she does not know when to stop or to hush, so i beat her up and broke it.
i keep telling her, “just go on your merry way and ignore me” “leave me alone” “shut the fuck up, go away Now!
leave me the hell alone, piss off, or i will beat your ass”
she keeps calling her twin sister, “dyke”; “whore”; slut" ;
who says names will never hurt you? what a crock.
Which list would you end up on if you were nice ‘n’ naughty?
Nice. Extremely, sickeningly nice, bordering on doormat.
Nice sounds like me.
I’m not allowed naughty, since MaMa lives so close to me.:eek:
Hmmm…
Well, I’m more sexually naughty than many of my friends, but at the same time I’m a lot more tame than most females my age.
I’m pretty nice. I like saying hello to everyone, holding doors, talking to old people, and complimenting galore. I get wonderful grades. I’ve sacrificed not doing my own work to help other people with their work. I haven’t killed anyone yet.
Then again, I never visit my gramma. I don’t feel like getting my friends presents for Christmas. I pull Ray’s chest hairs. I squeeze in the middle of the toothpaste tube and leave things out when I take them out of the fridge. I kick people in the shins and then laugh impishly.
Maybe I’m just mean.
What do you guys think?
Nice.
Very, very nice.
And big, too.
Let’s just say, i wasn’t as naughty this year compared to last year…
Yeah, you had a rough year. But look at the bright side: you got rid of that bloodsucking whore (can I call her that?).
Back to the OP
I have great naughtiness potential! Somehow though, I have been really nice this year. As I have been for the previous 23 years. :rolleyes:
Damn, I guess it is time to drop this nice dude facade and start doing some nasty shit. Maybe if this year Santa brings me that elusive weapon of mass destruction that I constantly ask him for.
::goes back to the drawing board to refine his world domination plans::
It’s been a slow year. So I haven’t had a chance to be naughty. Couldn’t call me nice, though.
Let’s have a naughty dopefest where all those who want to can get put on the “lump o’ coal” list.
I was all set to put myself on the “naughty” list, just from an attempt to show solidarity with certain other Dopers, but then I realized I can’t think of anything I’ve done all year that was bad. I can’t even lie my way onto the naughty list–how bad is that?
Despite all my efforts to the contrary, I’m likely to end up on the nice list–although I am available for any puppy-kickings that may prove necessary, and I’ve been told I’ve already been accepted into Hell’s Management Training Program.
But sadly, like Ford Prefect, the malformation of my public-duty gland and natural deficiency in moral fiber aside, I can usually be counted on to do the “Nice” thing.
Nice-ish
I think.
Wow its been a long year.