The SDMB World Poker Tour on Pokertropolis......Rude and Grim when you go All-In

[Duke_of_Rat]

That’s interesting. I did a little Googling and seems like it’s in the news. Some of the posts were pretty old, but bonuswhores seems to be recent info.

As a side note, I did play a $.99 tourney there last night. Not sure if bots occupy the tourneys like the ring games, I probably couldn’t spot one anyway.

There were a few guys who never chatted, but I never chatted, either, except a “nh” to a guy who beat me on a small pot. I was in 32nd place when my KK went up against QQ who proceded to get a 3rd on the river. I think I went out in 176th place

I’m signed up for another there tonite, I’ll see if I can spot the bot. At any rate that’s a lot of hands for a buck.

[Yeticus_Rex]

@SenorBeef

Oh, also. I am the best ever.

Whoa. Seeing that link that Eleusis provided sure means that you don’t suck like a Duck. I just happened to be in Vegas (for my birthday) that weekend that you posted that big win. I was playing $2-$4 at Mandalay Bay and made $800 in about 6-8 hours time. I was floating that day, but man…nothing compared to your win. Late Congrats! See you on the tables, Mr. Beef.

Tommy…thanks for the heads-up. I’ll just stick with the SDMB WPT on there.

Duke…good luck you Duck!

[Duke_of_Rat]

Thanks, Yeti. I’ll need heapum more skill and luck to crack one of these tourneys. Hell, it’s all I can do to beat 10 guys once a quarter!

And a reminder to x-ray vision to tell PT and their rude and grim bots that the boys’ll be back Thursday!

[Eleusis]

@SenorBeef

Funky? A big scam on my part to get a dollar out of someone? I don’t play poker online anymore (generally) so I don’t have any money floating around. I’d like to participate in this sort of thing, but I’d need someone to throw me a buck, so I asked if anyone wanted to.

Ok, poor choice of words. I don’t think you’re trying to scam anyone.

I’ll do it if pokertropolis allows it.

[Duke_of_Rat]

PT will allow player-to-player transfers. You need his Player Name and ID number (not his password).

[Duke_of_Rat]

@Duke of Rat

I’m signed up for another there tonite, I’ll see if I can spot the bot. At any rate that’s a lot of hands for a buck.

I made it up to 95th place last night, made it past the first break.

And about those bots…

I was at the same table for quite a while. There was a “player” there that never acted. I mean never entered a hand, folded every hand. Never chatted even when the rest of the table was raggin’ on him (it?).

We were joking about it, every other player did chat at one time or another, some were not very chatty, but they all said someting.

Well, the Duck of Suck goes out in 95th place. The stiff went out in 16th, I think. Amazing that he could survive that many blinds, maybe he made a move after I was out. So if you want to beat me, just sit there like a log, I’ll do the heavy work for ya!

[Dag_Otto]

@SenorBeef

A big scam on my part to get a dollar out of someone?

That’s not a dollar, that’s ten shiny dimes. Around here, we play hard for the dimes.

Thanks for the news about PT, TommyTutone. I’ve done ok there on the small ring games, but I decided to take a bit of my modest winnings out after reading that.

[Duke_of_Rat]

Made it 65th place tonite. I was in 7th place at one time, hell I was in 13th when I went out…

[Eleusis]

Hmmm it’s been over two days since I made my deposit at PT but it’s still not showing in my account. They haven’t answered my email either.

May be next week before I can play and stake SenorBeef.

[Duke_of_Rat]

That’s strange, mine was credited in a matter of minutes…

[Eleusis]

OK I used their live chat support and they fixed the problem, so I should be good to go.

I also got an AIM account “Eleusis SDMB”. Anybody wanna msg me to test it?

SenorBeef, I emailed you already but I need your 5 digit pokertropolis ID. My email is in my profile.

[CapnPitt]

Hate to be rude…and perhaps a bit grim, but I’m going to have to list myself as doubtful for this week. There’s a chance I’ll be home in time (and I’ll indeed try to be there), but it’s not likely.

[Yeticus_Rex]

I’m pretty sure I’ll be there tonight.

Hey SenorBeef…got an AIM screen name?

[x-ray_vision]

I promise you guys that I will have the ratings updated by tomorrow before noon and announce a second quarter champ. See you guys tonight.

[Nanook_of_the_North_Shore]

Looking forward to getting paid those shiny dimes again tonight

[Duke_of_Rat]

@Nanook of the North Shore

Looking forward to getting paid those shiny dimes again tonight

[Kenny Rogers]Don’t count yer money, before you leave the table…[/KR]

You can polish them dimes up and slide 'em my way, pal!

[CapnPitt]

@x-ray vision

I promise you guys that I will have the ratings updated by tomorrow before noon and announce a second quarter champ. See you guys tonight.

X, the quarter’s not over yet!

[x-ray_vision]

Just wanted to see if you were paying attention.

[Yeticus_Rex]

And at the break…there were 6…

IronChefCliff: and the bombay bottle came out
IronChefCliff: not bad.
IronChefCliff: not gonna be a regular choice, but not bad
Yeticus Rex: noooooooooooooo
IronChefCliff: yessssssssssss
Yeticus Rex: noooooooooooonooooooooo
IronChefCliff: KHAN!!!
Yeticus Rex: NESTAAAAAAAAAA!!!
CapnPitt: his name was nesta / he wore a diamond
nestaheh: heh
Yeticus Rex: he was a show girl
IronChefCliff: but that was twenty years ago
CapnPitt: i didn’t buy the damn king
AugerXPR: OMD is alive
CapnPitt: KcQc
CapnPitt: what’d you have
kyyrewyyoae: A5
CapnPitt: you had me then
nestaheh: gg
CapnPitt: gg nesta
NorthShoreNanook: sorry nesta
NorthShoreNanook: was hopin for a coin flip
nestaheh has left the room.
xry88: later nesta
CapnPitt: he’s a big talker, Nesta
AugerXPR: Sorry, sorry…Oh Duke, you suck BTW, sorry… :-0
xry88: he almost talks as much as me
CapnPitt: must outlast Yeti
NorthShoreNanook: yes you do
CapnPitt: must outlast Yeti
Yeticus Rex: must outlast Capn
IronChefCliff: must outlast yeti, capn, nanook, and kyy
xry88: must last more than a few minutes
kyyrewyyoae: go pistons!
AugerXPR: Must last past first blind increase
kyyrewyyoae: must not double capn up again
kyyrewyyoae: gg capn
CapnPitt: thx
IronChefCliff: gg capn
NorthShoreNanook: there ya go yeti
CapnPitt: gg omd
AugerXPR: Sorry Capn
Yeticus Rex: must outlast Cap…heh …I did!!!
kyyrewyyoae: only one more out and i’m in the money
CapnPitt: don’t limp aces
NorthShoreNanook: must…outlast…yeti…
CapnPitt: don’t limp aces
Yeticus Rex: must outlast Nook
AugerXPR: It won’t matter, somebody’ll suck out on ya anyway
CapnPitt: most likely you Duck!
AugerXPR: LOL not this week…
CapnPitt: at least I made the break this week
AugerXPR: Hell, I couldn’t beat Yeti, my superpowers are spent
Yeticus Rex: must outlast Nook
NorthShoreNanook: no yeti’s allowed!
Yeticus Rex: wahh
Yeticus Rex: waaaah
NorthShoreNanook: damn you
NorthShoreNanook: I had 4 4’s
CapnPitt: No Princess Bride references allowed either!
NorthShoreNanook: that was pretty goddam hot actually
NorthShoreNanook: Flopped a boat and got better on the turn
NorthShoreNanook: Best hand I think I’ve ever had
IronChefCliff: ah, bastard
kyyrewyyoae: weak
IronChefCliff: nice hand
NorthShoreNanook: no doubling yeti!
AugerXPR: The Yeti of Suck
Yeticus Rex: tripling only
kyyrewyyoae: this is going south in a hurry
CapnPitt: kyy, you need to finish second
AugerXPR: That F’r Yeti is a bitch tonite
kyyrewyyoae: working on it
CapnPitt: he’s a bitch every night
NorthShoreNanook: There, I made up for it
Yeticus Rex: damn you!
IronChefCliff: 10k
CapnPitt: and he’s almost out!
CapnPitt: Nook did you at least use KY?
NorthShoreNanook: butter
Yeticus Rex: must outlast Kyy
AugerXPR: MAB
CapnPitt: that was simply Struthersian
NorthShoreNanook: heh
kyyrewyyoae: heheh
xry88: WOW
IronChefCliff: real south real fast
Yeticus Rex: here it is
Yeticus Rex: there I go
kyyrewyyoae: money for me!
Yeticus Rex: 4th place
NorthShoreNanook: sorry yei
kyyrewyyoae: at least $.18
NorthShoreNanook: yay money!
AugerXPR: Nanook is out for revenge, Vince
NorthShoreNanook: Gimme those dimes baby
Yeticus Rex: and missed the 18 cents by just that much!
Yeticus Rex: dime, nickle and 3 pennies
CapnPitt: perhaps a dime and 8 pennies
IronChefCliff: i’d like three nickels, three pennies
AugerXPR: 3 nickles, 3 pennies
IronChefCliff: it’s a magic number
Yeticus Rex: maybe TWO dimes if you can give them TWO pennies back
kyyrewyyoae: sorry for delay, emergency expulsion of MAB
AugerXPR: OMD, I only had $800 last week before I took these patsies out
IronChefCliff: oh, i remember
Yeticus Rex: Well Mike, I see we have a bully and two nerds on the playground tonight
IronChefCliff: you were down to about 600
AugerXPR: I was suckin fumes
CapnPitt: along with other things
kyyrewyyoae: MAB?
AugerXPR: BUD
CapnPitt: exactly
NorthShoreNanook: ya but no one had 10K either
Yeticus Rex: Bully Nook has got OMD and Kyy eating sand out of the playground
AugerXPR: He’s relentless, Vince
xry88: BUD is evil!
AugerXPR: The Nectar of Existance
CapnPitt: Bud is lame
Yeticus Rex: Kyy needs another double up here to make Nook look elsewhere for lunch money
xry88: brewed with rice. Pure evil!
CapnPitt: it lacks character
IronChefCliff: here we go
Yeticus Rex: OMD is almost out of lunch money
CapnPitt: trip threes!
Yeticus Rex: and OMD is broke!
AugerXPR: Well, we ain’t got no DogsBreath Head Ale here
CapnPitt: gg OMD
IronChefCliff: nice kyy
kyyrewyyoae: thx
NorthShoreNanook: I had you beat dead guy, but the 3s woulda eaten me
IronChefCliff: furthest i’ve gotten in about a month
CapnPitt: texas only has DogsBreath
xry88: where do you live again, Duke?
Yeticus Rex: We got Michelob Amber Bock…sponsor of the Nook Sand Lot and the SDMB WPT
IronChefCliff: what powers you ask? how about the power of flight? that do anything for you?
AugerXPR: Nanook Of the North Beach
Yeticus Rex: Nook just handing out purple nurples left and right
CapnPitt: as usual, Kyy headed for second
AugerXPR: I can’t really root for Kyy, he was way out in front
NorthShoreNanook: better kicker and I call
Yeticus Rex: both nipples on Kyy looking pretty grim
IronChefCliff: from nanook’s rude tactic
Yeticus Rex: not rudely poking out like last week
AugerXPR: Possible Flush draw, vince
CapnPitt: rude and grim
CapnPitt: when you go all in
Yeticus Rex: Kyy retaliates with a sucker punch
Yeticus Rex: to Nooks left Nut
AugerXPR: GRIM!
CapnPitt: Spurs are kicking butt Kyy
kyyrewyyoae: dammit
Yeticus Rex: Amber Bock can sure soothe aching nipples and nuts , Mke
CapnPitt: they soothe mine every night Vince
Yeticus Rex: it’s heady robust flavor makes a great salve for those playground antics
AugerXPR: Kyy’s just a 3:1 Dog, Vince
kyyrewyyoae: these cards suck
AugerXPR: GRIM!
NorthShoreNanook: like I was gonna call
Yeticus Rex: Kyy decides that its safer on the monkey bars
Yeticus Rex: than to go head on with Nook
CapnPitt: Nanook is like a cat toying with its crippled prey
kyyrewyyoae: i’m not crippled
CapnPitt: ok
AugerXPR: Well, VInce, he’s gonna need to pick up some pots or it’ll be time to hit the slide
CapnPitt: cripple-ish
kyyrewyyoae: slightly maimed
Yeticus Rex: especially since nook blasted a bag of nip
AugerXPR: It’s just a flesh wound
CapnPitt: knew that was coming Duke
kyyrewyyoae: damn
kyyrewyyoae: gg nanook
Yeticus Rex: Kyy should at least try to throw sand in Nooks eyes
CapnPitt: gg Nooker
AugerXPR: And its OVAH
IronChefCliff: gg all
kyyrewyyoae: bitter stinging tears
NorthShoreNanook: Figured top pair was worth a shot
CapnPitt: Kyy finished second…imagine that
AugerXPR: cry me a river, 2nd place boy
xry88: gg guys
Yeticus Rex: but Nook pushes Kyy off the bars and he lands headfirst into the concrete…not a pretty sight
NorthShoreNanook: I think we’ve had 3 heads up matches now
CapnPitt: But you’ll never finish second if you drink amber bock
NorthShoreNanook: He won the last one, I won the first and last
xry88: 'night
xry88 has left the room.
CapnPitt: night x
NorthShoreNanook: er, he won the middle
NorthShoreNanook: bah you know what I meant
Yeticus Rex: good game guys
IronChefCliff has left the room.
AugerXPR: Nanook pushed him off the Merry Go Round and skinned his kness
kyyrewyyoae: i’m going to tell teacher
Yeticus Rex: Kyy…crying like a little rude and grim bitch
Yeticus Rex: with bloody knees
CapnPitt: that’s how I like my rude and grim bitches Vince
kyyrewyyoae: lol
NorthShoreNanook: My dad can beat up your dad
Yeticus Rex: Ill take any rude and grim bitch, bloody or not
NorthShoreNanook: so wait, let me get this straight
AugerXPR: Well, I can hardly wait for those updated grim and rude standings…I can always look forward to next Q
kyyrewyyoae: crying, bloody, and doused with a liberal coat of michelob amber bock
NorthShoreNanook: Last week it was lawyers and a hospital, now its school yard bullies?
NorthShoreNanook: heh
CapnPitt: not bloody, per se…
CapnPitt: but bloody knees
NorthShoreNanook: can’t wait to see what I become next week
CapnPitt: Superman?
CapnPitt: a werewolf?
NorthShoreNanook: Nah, I’d have to win 2 more to do that
Yeticus Rex: the best first aid supply you can ever have…MAB
kyyrewyyoae: butterfly?
AugerXPR: If I’m a lawyer, then somebody is in for a grim and rude treat
NorthShoreNanook: Have to catch Ducks record
Yeticus Rex: I just have bad timing
Yeticus Rex: and can’t let go of some hands
AugerXPR: 3 in a row, back to back, baybeee
NorthShoreNanook: I have the same issue at times
kyyrewyyoae: Michelob Amber Bock - pour it into your orifices. I dare ya!
NorthShoreNanook: Hush up mr. suck, wait til you see the rankings tomorrow
NorthShoreNanook: Betcha I’m ahead of you
AugerXPR: I don’t wanna see!
Yeticus Rex: better yet, jam the whole bottle in each orifice and hit the sack
CapnPitt: [South Park] I learned something today [/South Park]
NorthShoreNanook: ok I’m off to bed
AugerXPR: I’m done this Q, 3rd Q is all I have to look towards
kyyrewyyoae: the burning lets you know it’s working
NorthShoreNanook: Catch you guys next week
CapnPitt: night nook
AugerXPR: later
CapnPitt: nice win
NorthShoreNanook has left the room.
Yeticus Rex: burning MAB, the best heat source on the damn blue marble
Yeticus Rex: comes with nuclear option too
CapnPitt: isn’t Burning MAB some sort of festival?
kyyrewyyoae: clean, efficient, and huffing the fumes gives you a buzz!
Yeticus Rex: yessss
Yeticus Rex: Burn Orifice Festival…sponsored by MAB
AugerXPR: out in the desert, bunch of wackos
Yeticus Rex: This Father’s Day…2005
CapnPitt: and legal counsel provided by Duck of Suck, Esq.
AugerXPR: The Burning Man is?
kyyrewyyoae: give your father a surprise this Father’s Day
Yeticus Rex: Nevada Desert
CapnPitt: right
kyyrewyyoae: Fill his orifices with michelob amber bock!
AugerXPR: run around drug addled naked in the desert!
Yeticus Rex: A one way ticket to the desert and a keg of MAB
CapnPitt: What could be finer, Vince?
AugerXPR: Shade?
CapnPitt: LOL
Yeticus Rex: wait, Im already in the desert…nurse, sen me a keg of MAB…STAT!
CapnPitt: Michelob Amber Bock…sunscreen of the stars
CapnPitt: I see bot tables
CapnPitt: I see bot tables
Yeticus Rex: Duke…tell us about bot tables
AugerXPR: I gotta go, dog needs out and we just had a big ass rain, gotta get him to high ground or he’ll track mud
kyyrewyyoae: it’s funny every time!
CapnPitt: night Duke
AugerXPR: Oh, I don’t know…They just sit there! I saw one last night
Yeticus Rex: night duke
AugerXPR: do the same thing
Yeticus Rex: saw what?
AugerXPR: Never bet, just fold
CapnPitt: he saw a bot
Yeticus Rex: ah
AugerXPR: every hand, and this one never made it past the break, just folded til out
Yeticus Rex: huh
AugerXPR: I don’t understand the logic of having them there
Yeticus Rex: well, this all star coach needs to make a few a few phone calls
AugerXPR: Yep, fold every hand, right thru the blinds, every round
AugerXPR: never act, at all
CapnPitt: all right then gents
CapnPitt: catch you later
AugerXPR: Okis Dokey!
kyyrewyyoae: night fellas
CapnPitt has left the room.
Yeticus Rex: I promise to be swiggin MAB next week
AugerXPR has left the room.
kyyrewyyoae: it’s actually not half bad
Yeticus Rex: night all
kyyrewyyoae has left the room.

Winner: Nook

[Eleusis]

Congrat’s Nook.

Hopefully I’ll get to play next week… x-ray vision I’m thinking there may have been confusion about my user name at PT… I’m “Eleusis” there, but “Eleusis SDMB” on the AIM. (Some jerk stole my name )
As it turns out, I played a two table $30 SNG at pacific poker instead, and went out on the bubble, with QQ vs KJ (again). Cest la vie.