The secret is out, but I am not telling

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Of course if the secret is out, then

  1. It isn’t a secret.
            AND
  2. There’s no need for the OP to tell; we’ll hear about from somebody else.
22

The First Rule of the Secret is…

23

:shushing_face:

I know discourse. Don’t tell me…

24

Let’s see if @Discobot knows. I bet he won’t tell though.

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Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

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The secret is he won’t help in any way.

27

The National Security Agency knew already and filed it under “trivial”.

28

You shouldn’t have let it react with sulfur. (Chemistry joke)…

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Listen, do you want to know a secret? https://youtu.be/uRQ7ecvU56k?t=13

30

Do you promise not to tell?

31

Doo dah doo

32

Trump could use more people like the OP.

33

I can’t promise not to tell, but it’s pretty certain that I’ll forget about it.

34

DONTFORGETTODRINKYOUROVALTINE

As has been fortold

35

Sheesh. I’m always the last to know.

36

Ve haff vays ov making you tawk.

37

As the clockmaker said, “I have ways of making you tock.”

38

I’m pretty sure I’ve had the same secret. :smiling_face:

39

I guess I failed?
For the not so smart people, the secret is a bit like bread and/or pizza.

40

Crusty, right. The secret is crusty. I am sooo smart.