When Musical youth recorded that song, they had to change the lyrics from the original “Pass the Gutchie” (IIRC)
and yes, Gutchie does mean that 
as for being a bad mother, If you forced TinyTot to listen to Celine Dion… I wouldn’t be held responsible for my actions…
I’m with ya’ Euty, It’s a simple fact of life. Hell, my six-year-old grandson knows that. It’s all a man needs to know to get by. Just like a plumber needs to know that hot’s on the left, cold’s on the right, and shit won’t run uphill. Life can be simple if you let it be.
Yeah, but you have to leave it there the whole time.
Well, I am just relieved that SOMEONE has the answer to the meaning of life.
Personally, I have been too busy just trying to LIVE my life honorably to go into the whole question.
Now I don’t have to feel derelict in neglecting to look into this problem.
(Phfewoo, flicking my brow and delegating this question to Euty. Thank the good Lord that I don’t have to deal with it)
Nope sorry euty that ain’t it. Everyone knows it’s plenty of bran and 8 glasses of water a day.
I tried that. It left me loosey.
That’s because it had to be taken orally, not *** anally ***. 
Oh better teach him the words to:
Von den blauen Bergen kommen wir, kommen wir!
Unsere Lehrer sind genau so doof wie wir, doof wie wir!
Mit der Brille auf der Nase sieht er aus wie ein Osterhase.
Von den blauen Bergen kommen wir!
That is… if you are not a teacher…
(That song is sung by first graders and highly NOT recommended by grown ups - it is about how stupid teachers are…)