Lefty loosey righty tighty.
Euty, whatcha been smokin’??
pass it this way…(always pass to the left)
Oh god, that damnable song!
Pass the duchie(?) to the left hand side…
Heh, that’s TinyTot’s favorite song. I’m a bad mother, aren’t I?
I’ve heard if you stick your thumb up your ass-ring you can live forever.
Just for you, Mr. C:
This generation rules the nation, with version,
Music happen to be the food of love.
Sounds to really make you rub and scrub.
I say: Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side,
pass the Dutchie on the left hand side,
it a gonna burn, give me music make me jump and prance,
it a go done, give me the music make me rock in the dance.
It was a cool and lovely breezy afternoon.
How does it feel when you’ve got no food?
You could feel it 'cause it was the month of June.
How does it feel when you’ve got no food?
So I left my gate and went out for a walk.
How does it feel when you’ve got no food?
As i pass the dreadlock’s camp I heard them say:
Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side,…
So I stopped to find out what was going on.
How does it feel when you’ve got no food?
'Cause the spirit of yah you know he leads you on.
How does it feel when you’ve got no food?
There was a ring of dreads and a session was there in swing.
How does it feel when you’ve got no food?
You could feel the chill as I seen and heard them say:
How does it feel when you’ve got no food?
Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side,…
'Cause me say listen to the drummer, me say listen to the bass.
Give me little music make me wind up me waist.
Me say listen to the drummer, me say listen to the bass.
Give me little music make me wind up me waist.
Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side,…
You play it on the radio a so me say, we a go hear it on the stereo,
a so me know you a go play it on the disco,
a so me say we a go hear it on the stereo.
Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side,…
I say east, say west, say north and south,
this is gonna make us jump and shout.
I’m sorry. It pains me to hear it said that way. Its:
Righty tighty,
Lefty loosy.
Things will always be tightened before they are loosened.
Yer a goof, Euty! But I loves ya anyway.
Here I was thinking that Euty was trying to get his free Alex Chiu cock ring like Coldie did…
I always thought it was 42!
If I’m interpretting your statement and concern correctly, you’re worried about the meaning of the word “duchie”? If so, you should be relieved to know that according to VH1 or MTV, whichever was talking about those one-hit-wonders, a “duchie” is a type of bowl (although they could be cleaning it up for fewers).
Or, I could be misinterpretting your statement.
Man, and I just traded in for boxers.
Oh, I thought you said, “Let It Loosey, Tightie Whitie.”
My bad.
no, no, andyman, that’s the ANSWER, not the SECRET . . . geez . . . 
Well, if the Secret of Life is a plumbing instruction, then I guess the corollaries to the Secret of Life would be:
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Shit runs downhill.
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Don’t bite your fingernails.
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Friday is payday.
I dunno, I kinda thought she was worried because it’s just bad music, and good mothers don’t allow their children to listen to bad music. Bad, bad tatertot!
And all this time I’ve been doing it tightly with my left hand and loosely with my right hand! Thanks for setting me straight, Eutychus55! 
I heard it was:
Hangin’ loosely? Tighty whities!
Oh fer chrissake. I just read Jack Batty’s post.
I knew I heard it someplace.
I humbly apologize. :o
Yup, Geobabe hit it on the head. I am a bad, bad tatertot indeed. I, um, well, my idea of teaching TinyTot and his cousin German is making them learn all the words to Rock Me Amadeus and 99 LuftBallons.
We’ll not even speak of how I make TinyTot play DiscoDivas with me…