The seven words you can't say on the SDMB(nod to George Carlin)

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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At the KC Dopefest yesterday topics at dinner, and afterwards at the park, were wide-ranging. But of course the SDMB often featured prominently.

One I found interesting is the concept stated in the thread title. I said I would give it a go. Some are meant to be funny, some are not. Maybe we can vote if enough folks have ideas of their own. Or I could revise mine, is someone else’s are more inspired.

1)Nazi
2)Troll
3)Fat
4)"-gry"
5)kill(in a sense of desiring death)
6)witness
7)lawnchair

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8)Melin

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You know, I once knew a fat Nazi who liked to troll under bridges while lying on his lawnchair looking to kill people for asking the “-gry” question. He would, of course make sure that he never left behind a witness behind… :smiley: :stuck_out_tongue:

Zev Steinhardt

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SEMPRINI!

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Bravo, zev! I *love * your reply!

But you know the mods in black will be coming to get you now!:stuck_out_tongue:

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Ask the…

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Plonk, but only if you were a usenet person before the Dope.

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Where’d my old thread go? Ah well …

Can I add redneck? In recent monts, use of the term on the SDMB will get you a similar response among those living in the fomer Confederate States of America as if you casually used the “n word” in a post. I think I was Pitted™ once for using “redneck” in a post.

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A few more:

  1. d00d! u suX0r!!
  2. More than one :rolleyes: in a row
  3. Hampster
  4. Not really a word, but…well, I dunno…maybe…using an ellipsis between each sentence/phrase.

Now let’s see if we can stuff them all into a paragraph zev-style:

Fat hampsters witnessing from their lawnchairs-gry…generally are not looking to kill Nazis…but they will almost alway try to PLONK-gry the d00d Asking the Redneck…“Where the semprini can I go trolling for someone named Melin-gry?” :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

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I believe using the n-word is most sincerely frowned upon.

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So this fat gay black deaf jewish midget redneck walks into a bar. . .

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I’d pay money just to see that :slight_smile:

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  1. Banhattan

(I’m kidding. Really. But man, that thread was hilarious.)

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File-sharing

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Here’s a link to my website. I sell drugs and naughty pictures online. Thank you for your support.

www.hahamadeyoulook.com

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Careful how you use Gypsy. Echoing ducks’ quacks, and I saw a dust up about white trash a while back.

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Nike?

I agree. It fills me with disgust too.

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  1. Hi Opal!

Sorry, sorry, got overexcited there…

I believe the n-word ivylass was referring to was “Newt”…

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Or could it have been “Ni!”?