What flavor?
It’s a bloody sea bird. It doesn’t have a bloody flavor.
Actually, yes.
The ULEV rating is comparative, so all it tells us is that a car with that rating is better than average. All cars, whether they have a ULEV rating or not, still put shit into the air.
According to the California Air Resources Board, the 2010 Ridgeline gets a Global Warming Score of 4 and a Smog Score of 5. This is on a scale of 1-10, where 10 is best, and where literally dozens of models get better than 7 on both scores.
Add to that the fact that the Ridgeline, by Honda’s own figures, gets a ridiculous 17mpg combined EPA, and it’s clear that to claim that this gas-guzzling auto doesn’t “shit in his air” is completely idiotic.
But at least it might justify having this lame, MPSIMsy tale in the Pit.
Mods, can you please move this masturbatory, not-half-as-funny-as-the-OP-obviously-thinks-it-is, lame pointless rubbish to the mundane and pointless forum please?
I bet the OP just LOVED writing that, giggling softly to himself at the thought of people on the internet giving him internet hand-jobs over another classic tale of an American mid-life crisis, in three parts.
Shitbird? :rolleyes:. If you really want to shoot something I know a guy needs a kitten put down.
I don’t know if it’s the audience or Scylla, but his stories used to be the toast of the town. How times change.
It’s just that I don’t believe they were usually posted in the Pit, where people criticize people in the shittiest way possible for the slightest things. And some people get the mistaken notion that this is behavior that is okay all the time, not just when you are venting.
Plus, it doesn’t help that one is a person who generally doesn’t like the guy (or at least his posts), and the other is a relative noob who can’t even figure out the proper forum to request that the mods to do something. Or just to click a little button.
If anything, those insulting posts make it more likely that the thread would not be moved. And I’d be glad to help just to spite them by calling them both assholes, and probably getting myself called a lot worse.
Who shit in your coffee?
You called?
I like you. You whine a lot, and the image of an earnest petty little whiney bitch is amusing to me. I picture you sitting ramrod straight at your computer, focusing all of your limited intellect on composing the next in a long line of irrelvant, meaningless little sniffle posts. After all, this is the message board “that has become your life”. Got to take it seriously. I do have some questions though.
Why am I a noob when I joined before you?
You think I care if this gets moved? It wasnt a request to the mods, rather an illustration of my opinion of a very boring pit thread?
Why arent you in ATMB? Go! Right now! Petty drama is happening, you need to be there!!!
I have no personal feelings for Scylla (a fact for which he should probably be glad), but I like what little I have read of him (although I feel that the blimp story, while excellent, has become a tad overrated), and I thought this was a classic. If this post gives him a hard-on, so be it - I was entertained.
Hey, come on now. I yield to nobody in my antipathy for the guy, and I agree that his writing is pedestrian and overwrought and as superficial a product as that of a clever 13 year old with a thesaurus. I also have no problem imagining that his thoughts and expectations while writing these stories are like that of Ralphie from A Christmas Story writing his theme on the Red Ryder bb gun (“A++++++++!”).
But sheesh, the guy wrote a mildly amusing (albeit for some reason three-parted) pit post about a bird shitting on his car. Let’s not go over the top in condemnation.
That was very funny. Enjoyed reading it. Thanks.
It appears putting down kittens is more in line with your demeanor.
Not sure where you live, but the Shitbird may have defaced the interior of my wife’s car a month or so ago. We were not happy campers. At least it only took a bit of cleaning, and not $165. But apparently little birdies just love Hondas.
Yes, Scylla, nobody has ever had a threesome, ever. Certainly not on this board, or in this thread.
Well, the Ridgeline in particular deserves to be shat upon. It’s not a truck, it’s an overblown El Camino.
Scylla, the feathered rodent perp was actually a foo bird. Everyone knows if the foo shits, wear it.
What you need to do is find the Shitbird’s nest and leave him a present.
A printed copy of the three-part tale, perhaps.
Just a warning for you folks that like to keep your windows down. Just wait until a tom cat gets in your car and decides to mark his territory.
It wasn’t on purpose, because we have worse in the area…skunks.